Posted on: 18-11-11 13:43:40
Here you...Happy?
Pandit: I haven't slept all night in the train.
Friend: Why?
Pandit: Got upper berth.
Friend: Why didn't you exchange?
Pandit: Oye! There was nobody to exchange in the lower berth.
A Pandit went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C.
After seeing the Form he went to Delhi for filling it up.
You know why?
Form said:
"Fill Up In Capital."
Panditji standing below a tube light with an open mouth.
Why?
Because his doctor advised him:
"Today's dinner should be light !"
One Panditji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
You know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.
Santa! Your daughter has died!
Depressed, Pandit jumps from 100th floor.
At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
At 25th floor he remembers I'm unmarried!
At 10th floor he remembers I'm Banta not Santa!
On a romantic date Pandits girl friend asks him:
"Darling ! On our engagement will you give me a ring?"
He said:
"Sure ! What's your phone number?"
Pandit found the answer to the most difficult question ever.
What will come first, chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever you order first will come first.
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Panditji.
He wrote:
"Due To Rain, No Match!"
What does a Pandit do after taking a Xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
Why can't Pandits dial Nine-Eleven (911) at emergency?
They cannot find the eleven on the phone.
Pandit and his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Pandit: Drink quickly.
Wife: Why?
Pandit: Hot coffee Rs 5 and cold coffee Rs 10
Pandit at an Art Gallery : I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that’s a mirror!
Pandit news: A 'Two-Sweater' plane crashed in a Graveyard in Punjab(Pakistan).
Local Pandits have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more(victims).
Pandit visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
Man says "Chin Yu Yan" and dies.
Pandit goes to China to find meaning of friend's Last Words.
It is "You are standing on the oxygen tube!"
Panditji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
Wife: What you are doing?
Pandit: I am seeing how I look while sleeping.
Quote:
Originally posted by bhootnath
Santa! Your daughter has died!
Depressed, Pandit jumps from 100th floor.
At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
At 25th floor he remembers I'm unmarried!
At 10th floor he remembers I'm Banta not Santa!
LOL, Santa's daughter died, Pandit Jumped and later claimed he is Banta !!
!!! Pandit Banta Singh !!!
Quote:
Originally posted by san-hugo
LOL, Santa's daughter died, Pandit Jumped and later claimed he is Banta !!
!!! Pandit Banta Singh !!!
Yep, from Varanasi!
(I knew somebody would catch the glitch)
I find the lack of indents or paragraphing offensive. What if I don't want to read the first joke? 
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I like ur stand on this post but please apply the same logic for other races and not discriminate just because a small fraction in that community may have been responsible for crime ..
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Originally posted by virkravi2000
Peacock: I request you to kindly don't use the name Sardar to make it sound like a comic character. I think being majority in India, some ppl take minorities for granted and get used to this kind of stuff. Sardars are not that dumb & funny as you try to make them sound like.
Thanks
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