An old Sardar soldier sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old combat jacket and boots and ordered a coffee

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.

She turned to the soldier and asked, 'Are you a real soldier?'

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life in jungles and mountains. I've taken part in several wars and insurgencies. I've taught more than 1000 officers and several thousand troops about combat. What are you?'

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women.
As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old sardar soldier and asked: "Are you a real soldier?"

Sardarji replied, 'I always thought I was. But I just found out that I am a lesbian.'

There we go ........

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The cowards never started,
The weak died on the way,
Only the strong arrived.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yK1i9cLAMM

This is GOOD!

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Chandresh

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