Santa and Banta are sitting in a bar sipping Johnny Walker Black Label when Banta noticed a gorgeous blonde sitting by herself in a corner.

As he was getting up to talk to her the bartender said, "Hey don't worry about her, she is a lesbian!"

Banta, "Lesbian or no lesbian, I get all of them," and he stylishly holding his whiskey in his left hand walked to her table.

Then leaping forward in a very sexy voice he said, "Where exactly in Lesbia, you from?"