Posted on: 16-11-05 19:48:27
A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and asks him: - \"Daddy, what's sex? \".
\"OK!\" He thinks...this day was bound to come, and I am not going to let my little princess learn about Sex from the streets. He sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees. He tells her about puberty, menstruation, sexual intercourse, conception, sperms and eggs.
Then she asks :- \"Daddy, what is \"A Couple?\"
He carries on: a couple are the two people involved in sex, but this can be two males also, or two females which we call lesbians, and goes on to describe sex, pornography, etc... The father finally asks :- \"So why did you want to know about \"a couple\" and \"Sex\"?
\"Oh, mummy said lunch will be ready in a couple of secs ...\"
“Moral of the story: Never jump guns before the target is made known. Learn to be a carefull listener. Assumptions are the mother of all goof ups.”
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Orginally posted by ani70
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“Moral of the story: Never jump guns before the target is made known. Learn to be a carefull listener. Assumptions are the mother of all goof ups.”
Good One....
Assume = Making an ASS of U & ME
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Reiki Grand Master
Banta went into a sex shop to buy some condoms and a sales girl approached him.
Sales girl, \"Can I help you, Sir?\"
Banta, \"Yes, I want to buy some condoms.\"
Sales girl, \"What size do you need, Sir?\"
Banta, \"I didn't realize they came in different sizes. I don't know what size I would need.\"
Sales girl, \"May I hold your manhood to tell what size you would need?\"
As she was holding the manhood, she called for assistance:
\"Give me a SMALL one...\"
\"Wait! Small won’t do give me a MEDIUM one...\"
\"Wait! I think he needs a LARGE one.\"
\"Shit! First give first a TISSUE.\"
“Moral of the story: Never try to operate/experiment on a live wire or a machine in running condition. Employ proper maintenance management techniques to avoid slipping into freak accidents”.
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A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude standing next to him. The big dude looks down upon the small guy and says, \\\"7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown.\\\"
The small guy faints.
The big dude picks up the small guy and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him and asks the small guy, \\\"What's wrong with you?\\\"
The small guy says, \\\"Excuse me, but what did you say?\\\"
The big dude looks down 3 pound right testicle, Turner BrownThe small guy says,
The small guy says, \\\"Thank God! I thought you said 'Turn around'.\\\"
“Moral of the story: Do not hesitate to ask questions, if the communicated message is muddled. Do not jump into your own conclusions listening to unclear messages.
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