Three men were applying for the same job as a detective. One was a Sardarji, one was Jewish, and one was Italian. The chief decided to ask each applicant just one question and base his decision upon that answer.
When the Jewish man arrived for his interview, the chief asked him, "Who killed Jesus Christ?" The Jewish man answered without hesitation "The Romans killed him." The chief thanked him and he left.
When the Italian man arrived for his interview, the chief asked the same question. He replied "Jesus was killed by the Jews." Again, the chief thanked the man who then left.
Finally the Sardarji arrived for his interview, he was asked the same question. He thought for a long time, before saying, "Could I have some time to think about it?"
The chief said, "OK, but get back to me tomorrow." When the Sardarji arrived home, his wife asked "How was the interview ?".
Pat came the reply, "Great, I got the job, and I'm already investigating a murder.

Santa: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?"
MAN: "It's 3:15."
Santa: (puzzled look on his face) "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."

Talking about those days when there were no mosquito repellents and we had to spend sleepless nights. Banta was also experiencing the same. Every time he would just be falling asleep, one mosquito would come and disturbs him with that sound "guooonn, guooonn." Banta got very irritated. He tried covering his ears but the problem persisted. Ultimately not able to take it anymore, he got up and managed to catch the mosquito in his hand. Now Banta was very kind and not in favour of bloodshed but he still wanted to take revenge. Happy as he was now he started starts singing a lullaby and said "so ja machchar, bete so ja". After some time he found the mosquito falling into deep sleep in his hands. So he went near it and said "Guoooonnnnn, guoooonnnnn."

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