The first time I went to a drug store to buy c**doms, I was waited on by a beautiful young woman.

She asked what size I wanted and I said I wasn't sure. So she asked now big I was and I said, "Compared to what?"

She held up one finger and asked if I was that big. I said, "I'm bigger than that."

Then she held up two fingers and asked if I was that big. I said, "I'm bigger than that."

Then she held up three fingers and asked if I was that big. I said, "I'm about that big."

She put the three fingers in her mouth and said, "You're a medium."

BF: Darling tere ghar me kaise maan gaye hamare shadi k liye.
GF: Kuch nah ek question ka answer diya or maan gaye.

BF: Kya pucha???

GF: Ladka kya kar ra hai!! mene bus bola pet k andr laath mar raha hai..

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એવા ઝંઝાવાત હજુ હૈયાની અંદર

Good One ...Thanks

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Fido.

Delhi की हालत उस Ladki की तरह हो गयी है,
जिसे एक बेरोज़गार लड़के ने चाँद तारों के सपने दिखा कर shadi तो कर लिया....
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पर घर लाके बता रहा है कि...
"......सब कुछ लाऊंगा बेबी
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