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vagg   
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Post ID: #PID Posted on: 27-07-15 14:55:28

Warning! Stop reading right away and do not continue any further if any of the following conditions apply to you:

1. You are under 18.
2. You are TK :-)

If you still continue reading, then you have forfeited the right to object but if you still object it will amount to hypocrisy, as you had been WARNED!!!

Rest of you enjoy...:-)
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At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish. Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go fishing together the next day.

The gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed to the river to his fishing boat and started out on their adventure. They were riding down the river when there was a fork in the river, and the gentleman asked the lady, 'Do you want to go up or down?'

All of a sudden the lady stripped off her shirt and pants and made mad passionate love to the man right there in the boat ! When they finished, the man couldn't believe what had just happened, but he had just experienced the best sex that he'd had in years.

They fished for a while and continued on down the river, when soon they came upon another fork in the river. He again asked the lady , 'Up or down ?'

There she went again, stripped off her clothes, and made wild passionate love to him again. This really impressed the elderly gentleman, so he asked her to go fishing again the next day.

She said yes and there they were the next day, riding in the boat when they came upon the fork in river, and the elderly gentleman asked, 'Up or down ?'

The woman replied, 'Down.'

A little puzzled and disappointed, the gentleman guided the boat down the river when he came upon another fork in the river and he asked the lady, 'Up or down ?'

She replied, 'Up.'

This really confused the gentleman so he asked, 'What's the deal? Yesterday, every time I asked you if you wanted to go up or down you made mad passionate love to me. Now today, nothing!'

She replied, 'Well, yesterday I wasn't wearing my hearing aid and I thought the choices were fuck or drown...



Fido   
Member since: Aug 06
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Post ID: #PID Posted on: 27-07-15 15:15:55

Quote:
Originally posted by vagg

Warning! Stop reading right away and do not continue any further if any of the following conditions apply to you:

1. You are under 18.
2. You are TK :-)

If you still continue reading, then you have forfeited the right to object but if you still object it will amount to hypocrisy, as you had been WARNED!!!

Rest of you enjoy...:-)



I m still to read the joke but such is your trail blazer , that the warning itself brought a small laugh :)


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febpreet   
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Post ID: #PID Posted on: 27-07-15 15:22:07

The warning alone was worth it.

Joke was awesome, as always.



san-hugo   
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Post ID: #PID Posted on: 27-07-15 16:52:02

Thanks for the 2 laughs , Vagg. :-)))

After reading your warning, The reader is made to stand on a fork ! to go down or to go up :-) . Please use this fork in all your jokes. It is morally correct thing to do.

Nicely forked !





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