The Umbrella Thief


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vagg   
Member since: Nov 06
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Post ID: #PID Posted on: 26-08-15 11:47:02

A man was in the habit of carrying an umbrella wherever he went. Unfortunately, he broke his last good one. Looking at the six useless umbrellas in his umbrella stand, he decided to take them all in and have them repaired.

On the bus on the way home, he picked up the umbrella that belonged to the woman sitting next to him, purely out of habit.

She immediately cried, "Stop, thief!" and he surrendered the umbrella.

Very embarrassed, he quickly got off the bus. The next week he picked up his repaired umbrellas. When he got on the bus with the six umbrellas under his arm, he just so happened to sit next to the very same woman.

She gave him an icy stare and said, "Had a good day, huh?"



JRF   
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Location: GTA, Ontario

Post ID: #PID Posted on: 26-08-15 13:01:56


Lost aura eh!!! so subdued.....
Kya bhaiyya vradh hain kya...


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Delhite   
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Post ID: #PID Posted on: 26-08-15 13:38:15

Read 2 times, even between the lines but finally disappointed. You have spoiled us vagg.


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vagg   
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Post ID: #PID Posted on: 26-08-15 14:42:31

Quote:
Originally posted by Delhite

Read 2 times, even between the lines but finally disappointed. You have spoiled us vagg.



What to do, what to do. So many restrictions and objections. :( :(



clinton   
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Post ID: #PID Posted on: 27-08-15 11:54:03

Nice U joke. :D . Keep going Vagg.


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Fido   
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Location: Canada

Post ID: #PID Posted on: 27-08-15 12:16:41

Same here .. not sure if I m losing touch , but I liked this one ...


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febpreet   
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Post ID: #PID Posted on: 27-08-15 12:18:39

Well, this was a good joke actually.

I can foresee someone to pick up the title for a Novel: The Umbrella Thief. This is similar to R. K. Narayan's (Malgudi Days fame) titles.





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