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How do u CUT roads?????
By LAUGHING.....
Because "Haste Haste Cut jaye Raste"

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Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes A well.
Luv falls into the well. Why???
Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!!
Now , Kush also jumps inside. Why??
Because Luv ke liye saala kush bhi karega!!!!

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Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. ???
socho....... nahi pata..??

Answer- D'Cold......Chan ki saans - D'cold

Chalo ab batao
Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ?
This is quite simple.. .....

Ans: D'Cold again.......Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi :-))

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A beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question ???

So, Which Platform are you Working on ???....

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Question: What will u call a person who is leaving India??
Answer : Hindustan Lever (Leaver).

Question: What will u call a person who leaves India,
but doesn't travel much??
Answer: Hindustan Lever Ltd (Limited).

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Q - RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ??
Ans: TAILOR

Q - SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI
Ans: Sita MEMORY hai

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Q -Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha ?
Ans: Adidas.

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Q - Prasad asks Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle
of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar. why ?? why ??
Ans: Tendulkar is an opener

Q - What is similarity between "Satynarayan Pooja" and "Indian
Cricket Team"
Ans: Dono ke ant me "Prasad" aataa hai

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The Madrasi said,
I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'. Which movie did he
really want to see?
Dil Chhata Hai.......

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ani

Hey Ani, there were some more in this forwarded mail:


Q. Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain. Kajol chali gayi, par
Sharukh bus pe nahin chada - kyon??
?
?
?
?
think harder....


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Ans. Kyonke woh Kajol ko chhodne aaya tha. ..


Q. Ek aur muaka de hi dete hain tumhe ..... kamal,vimal do bhai they,dono
bus stop pe khade the..bus aai vimal chad jata hai per kamal nahin jata hai
why???
?
?
Ans: Kyonkieeeeee bus per likha tha ONLY VIMAL !!!!!

aur chhaiye...theek hai


Q. Kadar Khan aur Shakti Kapoor dono bus stop pe khade the...bus aai aur Kadar Khan chad jata hai per Shakti Kapoor nahin jata Qyo???
?
?
Ans : Qyonkieeeeeee woh Shakti Kapoor dusri bus ke wait kar raha tha


aakhri sawaal


Q. Amitabh aur Pran dono bus estop pe khade the... bus aai aur Pran chad jata hai per Amitabh nahin jata Qyo???



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Ans: pran jaye per bacchan na jaye ??????????