Posted on: 01-03-05 18:05:50
Q). Prasad asks Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble
brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to
Tendulkar.
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why ?? why ?? :-)
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Tendulkar is an opener
(Q). The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart
is umbrella'. Which movie did he really want to see?
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Dil Chhata Hai!
(Q). Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par
Dhadkan main nahi?
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Socho socho
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aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!
(Q). What will! u call a person who is leaving India??
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Socho...............
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Hindustan Lever (Leaver).
(Q). Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam
kya tha?
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Answer) Adidas
(Q). Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between
comes a well. Luv fells into the well. Why ?
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Because Luv is blind!!!!!
Now Kush also jumps inside. Why?
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OK lot's of head scratching done.
Answer is... Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!
Want one more...
(Q). Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?..
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nahi pata..??
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answer) D'Cold
chain ki saans - D'cold
(Q). chalo ab batao... Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya
hai ?
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this is quite simple..
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answer) D'Cold again
kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi :P
(Q).Jugal Hansraj and Mayuri Kango bus stop par khade
he. Bus aayi - Mayuri gayi, magar Jugal nahin gaya -
kyon?
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Because Mayuri 'can - go'.
Ek aur.....
(Q). Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain.
Kajol chali gayi, par Sharukh bus pe nahin chada -
kyon??
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think harder...
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Kyonke woh Kajol ko chhodne aaya tha. Ha, ha, ha...
Ek aur mauka de hi dete hai tumhe
(Q). kamal ,vimal do bhai they,dono bus stop pe khade
the.. bus aai vimal chad jata hai per kamal nahin jata
hai why???
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Kyonkieeeeee bus per likha tha ONLY VIMAL !!!!!
aur chhaiye...theek hai
(Q). Kadar Khan aur Shakti Kapoor dono
bus stop pe khade the...
bus aai aur Kadar Khan chad jata hai per Shakti Kapoor
nahin jata Qyo???
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Qyonkieeeeeee woh Shakti Kapoor
dusri bus ke wait kar raha tha
aakhri sawaal
(Q). Amitabh aur Pran dono bus estop pe khade the...
bus aai aur Pran chad jata hai per Amitabh nahin jata
Qyo???
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b/s Pran jaye per Bacchan na jaye
aab kya...
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kucch bhi nahi.
Have good time and get back to work .
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Hi good afternoon, this is Martha,
I can't print. Every time I try it says 'Can't find printer'.
I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor..........................................
but the computer still says he can't find it...
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I have a nice attachment a very small size file but i cant find a way to attach it here..does ne1 knows of a way to attach a file here
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