I received this in an email. Are we ready for introspection?


When God Laughs? 1-114 © Ravinder Singh

1. God laughs when he see China exports swell to $782b and Indian
exports languishing at $85b from $33b in 1996 yet Indian politicians
and their blind followers tell the world India shall over take all
countries in GDP by 2050.

2. God laughs when Indian exports of electronics goods & transport
equipment are just $1b & $4b annually i.e. 0.1% to 0.5% of the world
trade yet India claims to be an “Industrial Power�.

3. God laughs when a person who don’t want to die, instead of
using “Sorbitrate� that cost few paise is in his pocket, prays
to the god to come down from heavens to save him.

4. God laughs when attacked by allergy instead of taking “Avil�
tablet, which cost few paise buy tins of “Chawanprash� for whole
family worth Rs. 500 per month.

5. God laughs when government hires Win Chadda and Quotrochi to
advise on defense procurement than its own generals.

6. God laughs when Indian trains and fighter aircrafts crash every
week and government is happy in distributing a couple of lakhs
rupees each to the victims.

7. God laughs when qualified and capable persons are defeated in
elections to unqualified criminals, corrupt and dishonest.

8. God laughs when 50% of Indians are hungry and starving yet
political parties launch Shinning Campaign.

9. God laughs when 14,000 bank accounts are opened bearing same
address just to facilitate allotment of IPO issue to an individual.

10. God laughs when Indian government with poverty everywhere in
countryside, plan to transfer most of Himalaya waters in North of
India to South of India even if farmers in Ganga basin don’t get
water for irrigation and unmindful of the fact that god delivers
twice more rains in TN than North Indian states.

11. God laughs when Ambanis are caught bribing the government every
year and even open regular exchanges to pass off international calls
as locals yet government approve more subsides and incentives to
Ambanis even as state owned companies are made to die.

12. God laughs when a person has septic wound in his bottom who does
not apply ‘Soframycin� ointment costing Rs.10/- for a tube that
last 2 years but goes to a yogi to cure it.

13. God laughs when people are starving and hungry but the grains in
government stores are rotting and eaten by rats and insects.

14. God laughs when people touch the feet of “Pirated &
Commercial� god men and seek their blessings.

15. God laughs when people marry for “Dowry� and burn the bride
for dowry.

16. God laughs when wives register fake criminal cases against all
her in laws.

17. God laughs when children see rape stories and adult movies as
universal on television.

18. God laughs when parents encourage children to participate in
antakshri of cheap songs and dance to vulgar item numbers.

19. God laughs when Ganguli doesn’t want to retire gracefully from
cricket but insist on staying in the team in spite of declined poor
form and millions come on street to campaign for his inclusion in
the team.

20. God laughs when people in India enjoy sports not by playing but
watching on TV Sachin or Sehwag play cricket..

21. God laughs when eminent people on astrologers advise use back
door for entry/exit.

22. God laughs when rivers are encroached by slums and builders and
rainwater forms large lakes in residential colonies.

23. God laughs when for every bag of genuine seed, fertilizer &
pesticide, 4 bags of spurious seeds, fertilizer and pesticides are
sold to farmers.

24. God laughs when interest rates to buy Mercedes car is 5% but
Auto-Taxi operators are charged 120% interest by money lenders and
license to operate Taxis cost 2-3 times cost of vehicles.

25. God laughs when Lok Sabha dismisses corrupt MPs and Supreme
Court serve notice to the speaker of Lok Sabha on the petition by
corrupt MPs.

26. God laughs when 2 liter bottle of Coke cost Rs.43/- but a liter
of full cream milk cost only Rs.17/-.

27. God laughs when orchid owners get Rs. 4/- per kg for their
annual Apple crop that is retailed in Delhi for Rs.40/- per kg.

28. God laughs when indigenous accurate electricity meters that last
over 25 years but cost Rs. 400/- each but BSES RIL buy Electronics
meters from China that can be easily rigged to run fast for Rs.
2500/- each that may last few years.

29. God laughs when people build big houses with black money and use
5-10 air conditioners but reversing the meters to show no
consumption when 50% of villages and over 80% of rural household
have no light in their homes.

30. God laughs when people train their sons and daughters to be
“Commission Agent� than scientist, doctor, engineer or inventor.

31. God laughs when parents of infant children appear for interview
to get their children admitted to kindergartens.

32. God laughs when school bags of children weigh more than their
body weight.

33. God laughs when school children get up at 6AM to go to school
while their parents reach office at 11AM. (Even parliament sessions
begin at 11AM)

34. God laughs when people build houses on 100% of plot area with
basements but forget to build garages then buy many cars to be
parked in front of homes of others and insist on parking it anywhere
they please.

35. God laughs when in Punjab a bottle of locally brewed bear cost
more than a bottle of country liquor.

36. God laughs when people have to reserve seats two months in
advance for travel in trains for even short to medium distance like
Delhi to Agra/ Ambala/ Chandigarh.

37. God laughs when most often time required to buy reservation
ticket in trains is more than the journey time.

38. God laughs when air travel is cheaper than Rajdhani train.

39. God laughs when a person is required to explain his purpose to a
Chaprasi to meet a Minister or a Secretary or even a lowly class-II
officer.

40. God laughs when MP is illiterate but his chaprasi is a graduate.

41. God laughs when state of Punjab is not connected by direct rail
link to its capital Chandigarh that may cost $10 million.

42. God laughs when India run trains on worn out tracks that need
urgent repairs and cause derailments every week but plans new track
parallel to it at huge cost.

43. God laughs when lowest value exports of iron ore and such
minerals have tripled in few years blocking the ports and holding
back important high value import and export goods for days.

44. God laughs when full payment is released in advance but not a
grain of urea is shipped by the foreign exporter.

45. God laughs when bricks and stones are shipped in containers and
export incentives are released to non-existing firms.

46. God laughs when earthlings claim they have direct link to the
god.

47. God laughs when people sell their body and soul to their
employers for life.

48. God laughs when people cook their food in Olive Oil and command
others to grow Jatropa Oil to run their cars.

49. God laughs when holy Ganga is polluted with sewage and
industrial waste and all efforts to clean it fail.

50. God laughs when people collect donations in the name of public
service to enrich themselves.

51. God laughs when people go on padyatra after Phoolwati.

52. God laughs when people offer “Direct To God� service on
earth.

53. God laughs when people grow Mango tree in their back yard but
preach others to grow Jatropha.

54. God laughs when people to have mortgaged their soul to
earthlings claim to have direct links with god.

55. God laughs when useless people don’t want capable to succeed.

56. God laughs when dubious people rule and get undeserved honors
and let S.K. Dubey die.

57. God laughs when people who are ready to stab others to please
their masters.

58. God laughs when people mix Dalda in Desi Ghee.

59. God laughs when godmen who live in posh air conditioned home,
eat Cadbury chocolate with nuts, basmati rice with imported dals,
drink Nestle Milk & Bisleri Water, preach others simple living in
huts, meal of bajre ki roti in a day and drink polluted water and
claim starving is good for health.

60. God laughs when godmen who sell truck loads of desi medicines to
cure others rush to AIIMS hospital whenever they feel sick.

61. God laughs when nephew of an Indian prime ministers is thrown
out of a running train and he doesn’t know of it for many days.
Then some innocent person is caught, tortured and made to confess
the crime.

62. God laughs when reserved seats of medical doctors in train are
forcibly occupied by trainee policemen who upon objection by doctors
teach them rule of law by throwing them out of running train.

63. God laughs when one of the poorest countries in per capita GDP
imports most of the gold produced in the world.

64. God laughs when women wear gems & jewellery to night weddings
and get robbed and killed.

65. God laughs when businessmen and women carry cash and jewellery
in trains and make train robbery lucrative business.

66. God laughs when on mere suspicion of petty theft a teenage child
is hung upside down from a tree but there is no similar punishment
for top cheats who re-route international calls to cheat public
sector telecom companies in $billions.

67. God laughs when Chief Minister is forced to resign on high court
orders and his illiterate spouse is appointed CM instead.

68. God laughs when roads of poor quality are built just before
monsoon rains only to develop big potholes within days of heavy
rains.

69. God laughs when people are not given correct information of
departure and arrival of trains and flights when they are invariably
late.

70. God laughs when travel in overnight trains cost more than day
trains.

71. God laughs when Rs. 1568 crores is granted to RIL last year
alone for exporting petroleum products that neither earn any taxes
to the government nor create any new employment.

72. God laughs when Mukesh Ambani father of corruption and unethical
businesses is inducted in to IMM board in India.

73. God laughs when RIL operate many legal and hundreds of
clandestine entities but are yet to take its first patent.

74. God laughs when bulk domestic tariffs approved for BSES Mumbai
are substantially more than retail domestic tariff.

75. God laughs when combine harvested world’s best grains in
Punjab are spread on the ground in procurement markets to be
infected by insects on day one itself reducing its value and
necessitating pest treatment.

76. God laughs when Mani Shanker’s over a year long diplomacy to
bring Iran / Kazakhstan gas through 3000 km pipeline fails but RIL
is allowed to “Horde� huge gas reserves in Krishna Godavari
basin discovered for three years.

77. God laughs when people prefer Swiss Banks to Indian Banks to
deposit money.

78. God laughs when to see off or receive an adult going to or
returning from foreign country van loads or even busloads of
relatives accompany him to the airport.

79. God laughs when mom and pop storeowners disguise as common
customers takeaway good percentage of merchandize for sale in
departmental stores for subsequent release in their retail stores.

80. God laughs when barricades for Republic Day parade in Delhi on
Rajpath are erected and removed over 3-4 months period.

81. God laughs when young students in thousands are brought to Delhi
for republic day parade weeks ahead of their final exams.

82. God laughs when Saudi Airlines and Khazakistan Airline jets
flying in opposite directions are made to collide in mid air with
high precision in free airspace by air traffic controllers but
courts find pilots of airlines to be blind & responsible for crash.

83. God laughs when guilty enjoy freedom and some hired poor men
under go jail sentence.

84. God laughs when witness turn hostile and BMW car becomes Tata
truck.

85. God laughs when leaking trail of BMW leads to the residence of
the offender and courts ignore physical evidence.

86. God laughs when run over injuries caused by a BMW and Tata truck
are entirely different which courts also ignore.

87. God laughs when only BMW could have run at 150 kmph speed to
silently approach the barricades leaving no time for policemen to
escape to 90 kmph maximum speed of noisy Tata Truck.

88. God laughs when wheelbase of BMW and Tata truck are different,
tire sizes and Tata truck has four rear tires but courts ignore it
in spite of public criticism.

89. God laughs when to benefit food stall owners, passenger train on
platform is given green signal to move on to main line on which
super fast express is rushing in at 120 kmph to hit it from behind.

90. God laughs when hardened criminals find jail as secure luxury
hideout to carry out their criminal activities in carefree and
relaxed manner.

91. God laughs when home minister of India needs maximum security.

92. God laughs when a civil engineer Vinod Goel formed fake unknown
companies, secured contracts to build four sections of NHAI, took
advances of Rs.64 crores on the strength of forged bank guarantee
and disappeared even as late SK Dubey objected to this policy in
memo to PM that was leaked.

93. God laughs when policemen are largely engaged in collecting
“Hafta� for their superiors than keep an eye on thieves,
pickpockets, snatchers and molesters.

94. God laughs when Fire Service tenders arrive at fire site one
hour after the call but carry no water in their tanks or hoses leak.

95. God laughs when on the advice of APJK, people in _expression of
deepest loyalty to India, uproot their Mango plantations and plant
poisonous Jatropha in place that no animal, bird or fish shall eats.

96. God laughs when public representatives call police district
heads to release criminals in police custody or register fake cases
against political opponents.

97. God laughs when 50 seaters bus is operated on newly built broad
gauge rail lines between Merta Road & Merta City in Rajasthan that
block normal traffic for hours in a day at several places on route
every time it operates.

98. God laughs when cabinet ministers convert residential bungalows
allotted to them in to dairy farms.

99. God laughs when government aided four-story primary school with
thatched roof enrolling over 500 children had only a narrow
entrance, no playground catches fire and hundreds of children are
burnt alive.

100. God laughs when government figures released and reported are
mostly in percentage than actual amount leaving the readers
guessing.

101. God laughs when an Indian PM advocates drinking own urine as
practiced by him to stay healthy and live long, which is purer &
nutritious than municipal water.

102. God laughs when two youngsters force their way in to a
private party at mid night, on not being served after closing hours
shot the bar tender at point blank range in the presence of over
hundred celebrities including top cops, and walk away and police
arrives when pool of blood was washed clean, all eyewitnesses claim
they neither saw the shooters and heard the gun shots and after 7
years court let the shooters free.

103. God laughs when migratory birds carrying avian flu virus die
on trees, infect poultry killing hundreds of birds but a hatchery
pay money to the farmers to quietly burry the dead birds or pack
them in gunny bags & throw them on roadsides and government wakes up
only when some local newspaper carry the news of dead poultry
birds.

104. God laughs when most new trains in India originate from Bihar
for it has cheap labor to clean and service trains.

105. God laughs when a session judge in India is promoted to the
High Court of the State (Equivalent California Supreme Court) within
three days of letting off an accused who shot dead the victim in the
presence few hundred celebrities.

106. God laughs when bombs as lethal as hand grenades are made in
homes of Jabalpur that retail for Rs.10/- only ($0.2) and people can
buy it as easily as grocery and police is so used to handling them
that it count bombs on office tables of police station with bare
hands.

107. God laughs when bar a girl is shot dead by son of a prominent
politician at a celebrity party attended by hundreds of rich and
famous including couple of servicing top policemen but police is
called after 43 minutes after cleaning the blood stains and changing
pant and shirt of the victim who is first taken to a private nursing
home then to a distant private hospital when super specialty
government hospital is just 5 km on the main road. The victim is
pronounced dead on arrival at the hospital and after 7 years court
find no evidence to convict the accused and accomplices.

108. God laughs when students toiling day and night to get 90% marks
in exams has slim chance of admission to medical and engineering
colleges but 50% of the seats are reserved for donation candidates
who may not get even 40% marks.
109. God laughs when faced with closure of poultry farms in view of
bird flu cases, agriculture minister eat chicken publicly and
chicken farmers serve chicken curry free to promote chicken meat and
eggs.

110. God laughs when people of average abilities even after
retirement continue to get extensions clandestinely regularly
depriving promotions to younger and better qualified.

111. God laughs when government has no money to promote Indian
inventors but has budget of over $100b mostly spent on wages of its
staff who specialize in harassing public.

112. God laughs when most of $1b or so R&D budget is entirely
consumed by government Scientists for discovering things or doing
things already known to the world for years.

113. God laughs when top executives who did little in their 35-40
years service carrier are found to be indispensable by Indian
government post retirement until crippled or recalled the god.

114. God laughs when a popularly yogi prescribe mixture equal
measure of ginger, lemon and onion juices as eye drops to cure
shortsightedness.

Ravinder Singh, Inventor / Engineer.

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We dont know about God, but whoever wrote this certainly seems to have a lot of gripes.Moreover why would God be laughing over misery of poor people?

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Originally posted by Mishej India

We dont know about God, but whoever wrote this certainly seems to have a lot of gripes.Moreover why would God be laughing over misery of poor people?

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