If Bill Gates marries Madhuri Dixit, these could be the caption in Newspapers:
Bill goes Dhak-Dhak!
English Babu Desi Mem.
Brain marries Beauty!?
Windows ke peechhe kya hai? Windows ke peechhe....!? Ooo Windows mein Bill hai mera...
The next version of Windows will be "Windows MD."
Microsoft Mouse V/S Madhuri - the cat.
Relax guys! they'll only go for a virtual honeymoon
Bill to count his millions & billions in EK, DO, TEEN.
Gate for Bill, Windows for M.F.Hussain
Mera Bill ghar aaya O Hussainji, Mera...
Mera bill bhee kitna pagal hai...
Bill Will, Gates Wates... Main kya jaanu re... !

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