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zubs   
Member since: Jan 06
Posts: 74
Location: Toronto

Post ID: #PID Posted on: 25-09-06 11:01:17

Rajiv and Mona are flying to Australia for a two-week
vacation to
celebrate their 40th anniversary.

Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain
announces,
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very
bad news. Our

engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an
emergency
landing.

Luckily, I
see an uncharted island below us and we should be able
to land on the
beach.

However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and
will have to
live on the island for the rest of our lives!"

Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane
lands safely on the

island.

An hour later Rajiv turns to his wife and asks, "Mona,
did we pay our
Rs 5lakh deposit cheque yet to ICICI Bank?"

"No, sweetheart," she responds.


Rajiv, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks,
"Mona, did we
pay our ICICI Bank Credit card yet?"

"Oh no! I'm sorry. I forgot to send the cheque," she
says.


"One last thing, Mona. Did you remember to send
cheques for the ICICI
Auto
Loan to them too this month?" he asks.

"Oh, forgive me, Rajiv," begged Mona. "I didn't send
that one, either."


Rajiv grabs her and gives her the biggest hug in 40
years. Mona pulls
away and asks him, "So, why did you hug me?"
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Rajiv answers, "They'll find us!"



ayaskant   
Member since: Jun 04
Posts: 177
Location: Mississauga

Post ID: #PID Posted on: 26-09-06 05:39:07

Ha ha ha ha !! Zubs, This is a good one. ;)

Cheers,

Ayaskant.


Quote:
Originally posted by zubs

Rajiv and Mona are flying to Australia for a two-week
vacation to
celebrate their 40th anniversary.

Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain
announces,
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very
bad news. Our

engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an
emergency
landing.

Luckily, I
see an uncharted island below us and we should be able
to land on the
beach.

However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and
will have to
live on the island for the rest of our lives!"

Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane
lands safely on the

island.

An hour later Rajiv turns to his wife and asks, "Mona,
did we pay our
Rs 5lakh deposit cheque yet to ICICI Bank?"

"No, sweetheart," she responds.


Rajiv, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks,
"Mona, did we
pay our ICICI Bank Credit card yet?"

"Oh no! I'm sorry. I forgot to send the cheque," she
says.


"One last thing, Mona. Did you remember to send
cheques for the ICICI
Auto
Loan to them too this month?" he asks.

"Oh, forgive me, Rajiv," begged Mona. "I didn't send
that one, either."


Rajiv grabs her and gives her the biggest hug in 40
years. Mona pulls
away and asks him, "So, why did you hug me?"
....




....







....




....



....







....



Rajiv answers, "They'll find us!"


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To earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends;
To appreciate beauty, to find the best in others;
To leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition;
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