Why did the Gujju think the film Gandhi was about a woman?
Because Be(h)n Kingsley was in it.

A Gujju Business house?
Kalabhai-Salabhai.

Why did the Gujju go to Rome?
To listen to Pop(e) music

Because the Gujju said he would serve snakes with it. (snacks)

What is a Gujju picnic called? A snake in the grass

Why did the Gujju wear a Tuxedo to his vasectomy? If he was going to be impotent, he wanted to look impotent.

Why did the American get scared of the Gujju? Because he said ‘Sue kare chhe.’

Why did Bill Clinton have the Gujju beaten? The Gujju told him, You are an impotent man.

What will a Gujju tell a tomato who is trailing in a vegetable race?

Come on, Tomato, Ketch up

What did the Gujju mean when he said, Maro dikro STATES ma gayon? His son failed in statistics.

What did the Gujju mean when he said. Maro dikro Dubai gayo? My son drowned

Did you know that Gujarati students are going to start a fraternity?

They named it Rho Beta Rho

How did the Gujju help the female who was getting wet in the rain?

He (w)rap(p)ed her in his raincoat

What did the Gujju say to the singing prostitute?

You are going from BED(bad) To VERSE(worse).

What did a Gujju say when a raw mango fell on doctor's head.

Carry (Keri) on Doctor

How do Gujju's pronounce the word 'fatigue'?

Faa-tee-gee-u!