I do not mean to offend people of any caste or religion, it’s only jokes so enjoy.


>***Gujju Jokes:***

>Why does the Gujju go to London?
>To see his Big Ben.
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>Why did the visitor to the Gujju home run away when he was offered
tea?
>Because the Gujju said he would serve snakes with it.
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>What is a Gujju picnic called?
>A snake in the grass.
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>Why did the American get scared of the Gujju?
>Because he said 'Sue kare chhe.'
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>What did the Gujju! mean when he said," Maro dikro STATES ma gayon?"
>His son failed in statistics.
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>Maro dikro Dubai gayo?
>My son drowned.
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>Which programs do gujjus couples love to watch on tv?
>Be-watch
>(Baywatch, Be in gujju is 2)
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>What do you call a knee less gujju ?
>Nilesh (Pronounced Nee-Less)


>***Tamil Jokes:***

>Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?
>Comepalakrishnan.

>What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy?
>Subramanium Didn't See Me.
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>How do they start a road race in Tamil Nadu?
>Ready....Steady.....PO
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>What do you call a really colourful Tamilian?
>Rangamannar Rangarajan.

>****Malayalee Jokes:****

>What do you call an amazing Malayalee?
>Pheno Menon.
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>What do you call a dashing Malayalee?
>Debo Nair.
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>Why did the Malayalee cross the road?
>To join the trade union on the other side.

>***Sindhi Jokes:***

>Why are a Sindhis nostrils big?
>Because air is free.
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>What do you call a god fearing Sindhi?
>Bhagwandas Godwani.

>A Sindhi painter?
>Sadarangani.
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>A Sindhi chef?
>Papadmull Kukreja.
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>A Sindhi electrician?
>Voltram Bijlani.
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>A Sindhi milkman?
>Gopal Dudeja.
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>A Sindhi pest control contractor?
>Khatmull Marwani.
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>A Sindhi casanova?
>Prem Kissinchandani.
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>A Sindhi fire-engine?
>Bhambhani.
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>A Sindhi detergent?
>Neelam Rin-dani.
>A Sindhi postman?
>Mailwani.
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>A communist Sindhi?
>Karl Lal-wani.
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>A fashionable Sindhi?
>Jogio Armani or Primlani.
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>A heroic Sindhi soldier?
>Hiroo Sipahimalani.
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>A forgetful Sindhi?
>Bhulo Bhulchandani.
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>A fat Sindhi?
>Hathiramani
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>A downtrodden Sindhi?
>Nichani.
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>A corrupt Sindhi?
>Chaipani.
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>A Sindhi fly?
>Makhija.
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>A Sindhi who falls from the 1st floor?
>Thad-ani.
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>A Sindhi who falls from the 10th floor?
>Kriplani.
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>A Sindhi who falls from the 25th floor?
>Mar-jani.

>*** Bengali Jokes:***

>An outlawed Bengali?
>Kanoon Banerjee.
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>An enlightened Bengali?
>Jyoti Basu.
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>Bengali who works?
>A work of fiction.
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>A stupid Bengali girl?
>Balika Buddhu.
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>A Bengali marriage?
>Bedding
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>A mad Bengali?
>In Sen.
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>A dark Bengali who lives in a cave?
>Kalidas Guha.
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>A Bengali mobster?
>Robin Ganguli


*****Sardar Jokes******

A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question
Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?
Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.


A Sardar was fond of detective novels, he always read from the middle, why?
Its double interesting. It builds curiosity not only about its end but also
its beginning !


2 Days of Powercut in India made life miserable. Worst affected was
Amritsar where all the SARDARS were stuck for 48 hrs. on Escalaters.....


Two Sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the other
to check whether it is working.
He puts his head out and says - YES..NO..YES..NO..YES..NO


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