Got this from a friend. Laugh it off!


Husband: "When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?"
Wife: "I clean the toilet."
Husband: "How does that help?"
Wife: "I use your toothbrush."


Teacher: "Do you know the importance of a period?"
Kid: "Yeah, once my older sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away."


Ek ladka gadhe ke saamne gir gaya. ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur boli-kyun.. apne bade bhai k paon chhu rahe ho?
ladka- haan bhabhi ji..


Ek ladki ne coin dal ke apna wajan kiya-58kg..........sandal utari-56kg..........jacket utari-53kg....fir dupata utara-52kg...aur coin khatham. Ek bhikari pasme khada thha wo bola ^tu chalu rakh coin mai dalunga”


Veeru : I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about you.
Jai : Me too, after you leave for office.


Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging between them a young man in a three-piece suit. "This young lawyer agreed to marry my daughter," said one.
"No! He agreed to marry MY daughter," said the other.
And so they argued before the King until he called for silence.
"Bring me my biggest sword," said Solomon, "and I shall cut the young attorney in half. Each of you shall receive a half.""Sounds good to me," said the first lady.
But the other woman said, "Oh Sir, do not spill innocent blood. Let the other woman's daughter marry him."
The wise king did not hesitate a moment. "The attorney must marry the first lady's daughter," he proclaimed.
"But she was willing to cut him in two!" exclaimed the king's advisor.
"Indeed," said wise King Solomon. "That shows she is the TRUE mother-in-law."

Veeru n bhikari are gud

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