Once a Smoker was smoking at airport.........

A Gentleman came & asked him. How much do you smoke a day?

Smoker : Why are you asking such question?

Gentleman replied : If you had collected that money instead of smoking,the

plane which is in front of you, would have been yours.

Smoker asked that gentleman : Do you smoke?

Gentleman:-No. Smoker asked:-is that plane belongs to you?

Gentleman replied:- No.

Smoker:-Thanks for your kind advice,but that plane is mine

[Smoker's Name - Vijay Mallya]

Moral of the Story : Unnecessary advice is injurious to health

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A LADY gets home early from shopping and hears strange noises coming
from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs to find her husband naked on the bed,
sweating and panting.

'What's up?' she asks.
'I'm having a heart attack,' cries the husband..

The LADY rushes downstairs to grab the phone,
but just as she's dailing her four-year-old son comes up and says,
'Mommy! Mommy! Your sister, Aunt **** is hiding in your Wardrobe, and
she's got no clothes on !

The LADY slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom,
right past her husband, and rips open the Wardrobe door.
Sure enough, there is her sister, totally naked and cowering on the
Wardrobe floor.

'You rotten 'B****', she screams, 'My husband's having a heart attack,
and you're running around naked scaring the kids!!'

ROTFL

Keep it coming ..I hope this post doesnt fly on your face as ppl will now accuse of stereotyping or making fun of a particular community .

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