Posted on: 06-12-04 10:40:11
A husband, just before he was to die, said to his wife "When I die I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money into
the afterlife with me"
And so he got his wife to promise him that with all her heart, when he died, she would put all his money in the casket with him.........Well he died.
He was stretched out in the casket.....his wife was sitting there in black and her friend was sitting next to her. When the ceremony ended and just before the undertakers were to shut the casket she said "Wait a minute".
She had a box with her....she walked over and put the box in the casket and the undertaker closed and locked the casket and they rolled the casket away.
The wife's girlfriend leaned over and whispered to the wife "Girl I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband"
The wife answered...."I'm a Christian and I can't go back on my word. I promised him I would put all the money in with him"
The girlfriend looks at the wife and says.....'you mean you really did put all the money inside the casket with him?!"
The wife said "I sure did....I wrote a check......and if he can cash it.... he can spend it!!"
Moral of the story? NEVER EVER underestimate the intelligence of a woman.
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Do or Die.....
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Orginally posted by maxim
In CBSE Board Exam India,Girls result allways better than Boys.
Sanskrit Schlok.
Pujyante Yatra Nari
Ramante Tatra Devata
it means God allways Blessed those people who respect the Weman.
what happens to women who dont respect men?
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I once made a mistake, but I was wrong about it.
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Orginally posted by mercury6
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Orginally posted by maxim
In CBSE Board Exam India,Girls result allways better than Boys.
Sanskrit Schlok.
Pujyante Yatra Nari
Ramante Tatra Devata
it means God allways Blessed those people who respect the Weman.
what happens to women who dont respect men?
they marry.......
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Try overtaking child's imagination
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Orginally posted by jago_desi
they marry.......
The men they disrespect.....Ok I get it now....
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I once made a mistake, but I was wrong about it.
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Orginally posted by mercury6
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Orginally posted by jago_desi
they marry.......
The men they disrespect.....Ok I get it now....
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~deeba~
I am surprised that we are still discriminating.... in this GREAT COUNTRY.. as stated by some on this site.
