I got this in mail.....thought of sharing with the CD family:-


THINGS ONLY A MOM CAN TEACH

My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION:
"Just wait until your father gets home."

My Mother taught me about RECEIVING:.
"You are going to get it when we get home!"

My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE:
"What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to
you... Don't talk
back to me!"

My Mother taught me LOGIC:
"Because I said so, that's why."

My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE:
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are
going to freeze that way."

My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD:
"If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll
never get a good job."

My Mother taught me ESP:
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when
you're cold?"

My Mother taught me HUMOR:
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't
come running to me."

My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT:
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll
never grow up."

My Mother taught me about SEX:
"How do you think you got here?"

My Mother taught me about GENETICS:
"You're just like your father."

My Mother taught me about my ROOTS:

"Do you think you were born in a barn?"

My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE:
"When you get to be my age, you will understand."

My Mother taught me about JUSTICE:
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn
out just like you. Then you'll see what it's like."

My mother taught me RELIGION:
"You better pray that will come out of the
carpet."

My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL:
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to
knock you into the middle of
next week!"

My mother taught me FORESIGHT:
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case
you're in an accident."

My mother taught me IRONY:
"Keep crying and I'll *give* you something to cry
about."

My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS:
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"

My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM:
"Will you *look* at the dirt on the back of your
neck!"

My mother taught me about STAMINA:
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is
finished."

My mother taught me about WEATHER:

"It looks as if a tornado swept through your
room."

My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS: "If
I yelled because
I saw a meteor coming toward you, would you listen
then?"

My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY:
"If I've told you once, I've told you a
million times: Don't
Exaggerate!! !"
My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE:

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you
out."

My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION:
"Stop acting like your father!"

My mother taught me about ENVY:
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this
world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"

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Sanjeev Manocha, MBA
Real Estate Sales Representative
Accredited Buyer Representative (ABR)

Re/Max West Realty Inc, Brokerage
96, Rexdale Blvd., Toronto

Mobile: 416-843-7600
Office: 416-745-2300
http://www.manocharealty.com" rel="nofollow">LINK

wow...xcellent post, thanks for sharing Sanjeev.

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Inderpal Singh
Sorry - yesterday was the deadline for all complaints
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My pleasure, Yank!

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Sanjeev Manocha, MBA
Real Estate Sales Representative
Accredited Buyer Representative (ABR)

Re/Max West Realty Inc, Brokerage
96, Rexdale Blvd., Toronto

Mobile: 416-843-7600
Office: 416-745-2300
http://www.manocharealty.com" rel="nofollow">LINK

VERY GOOD

Very nice Sanjeev. Here are some more.

My mother taught me how to NEGOTIATE:
You want that x-box, show me some good grades

My mother taught me how to SHARE:
You better share that candy with sister if not I will take it away.

My mother taught me how to EXERCISE POWER:
Don't tell me you know everything, I am the one who potty trained you.
and the list goes on...