A few good one-liners... Enjoy


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febpreet   
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Post ID: #PID Posted on: 02-06-09 16:08:30

Here's another joke:

During a visit to the mental hospital, one newspaper reporter asked the
Director 'How do you determine whether or not a patient should be admitted
to the hospital.'

'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we give a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him to empty the
bathtub.'

'Oh, I understand,' the reporter said. 'A normal person would use the
bucket because it's bigger than the spoon
or the teacup.'

'No. the Director continued, ...

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'A normal person would pull the drain plug.
Well....... Do you want a bed near the window?'



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Post ID: #PID Posted on: 03-06-09 00:53:54

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