Posted on: 01-06-09 15:03:35
Some good one-liners. Enjoy...
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· Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian. Think about it.
· Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside. So, try going out without clothes tomorrow and see the admiration!
· Don't walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don't care who rules the world! That's called Attitude…! Keep on rocking!
· Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!
· He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim.. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
· A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles? He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles!
· So many options for suicide: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow & sure!
· Only 20 percent men have brains, rest have girl friends!
· All desirable things in life are illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!
· Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru, We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi. Now, Whom do I listen to - Mahatmaji or Nehruji???
· 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving. This makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!
Good ones
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Sanjeev Manocha, MBA
Real Estate Sales Representative
Accredited Buyer Representative (ABR)
Re/Max West Realty Inc, Brokerage
96, Rexdale Blvd., Toronto
Mobile: 416-843-7600
Office: 416-745-2300
http://www.manocharealty.com" rel="nofollow">LINK
. Thanks ....
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Fido.
Thanks
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Saloni
good stuff..
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Inderpal Singh
Sorry - yesterday was the deadline for all complaints
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A good 'IT' collection from one of my forward mails...
mere... Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain Aur lonely hain...
Problem ye hai ki bus voh READ-ONLY hain...
Shayad mere pyar ko taste Karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gaye..
Tumhare samne hain itney items Kabhi hame bhi pick karo...
Hamare pyar ke ICON pe Kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo...
Ho gayi galti humse, Click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!
Tumse mila main kal to, Mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili To kehti ho: Your file not found!
Aysa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't likeyour face
Par dil ke computer mein, Nahin hai enough disk space
Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, Pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, Ho jaata hai server down
Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, Create main karoonga
Tum usse debug karna, Wait main karoonga
Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, Main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection, Time out ho gaya
Kya chaal hai tumhaari, Jaise chalti hai koi cat
What is your ICQ number, Aao karein chat
Tum jabse meri zindagi, mein aayi ho banke female,
Yaad raha na ab kuch, Na postman , Na e-Mail
Joh sadiyaon se hota aaya hai Woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey Ctrl+Alt+Delete kar doonga...
Humse Kya Khata Hui Ki message Aanna Band Hai.......
Aap hi humse naraz hain ya Web Server band hai.......
Badli hai duniya , kuchch mein bhi badal gaya hoon
Pahle bekaar tha ab S/W Programmer ban gaya hoon
VC aaye to VB mein daal do,
VC aaye to VB mein daal do
seedhe seedhe sabko museebat mein daal do
Project extend ho gaya to kya ho jaata hai?
Are Tankha milti hai aur timepass ho jata hai..
teri yaad me sanam raat bhar humne to wine piya
teri yaad me sanam raat bhar humne to wine piya
kabhi offline to kabhi online piya
Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai
Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai
Laila ghar mein aur majnoo project testing kar rahe hote hai
Have a good day!!!
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