Actual collection of notices in Gujarat

In an Ahmedabad Hotel:
It is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such things please do not read this notice.

In a Baroda hotel elevator:
The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.

In a Surat hotel lobby:
Please leave your values at the front desk.

In a hotel in Jamnagar:
Visitors are expected to complain at the office daily between the hours of 9 and 11am

In a Ahmedabad, Hotel Chambers (3 Star), near Gujarat College:
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid. .

Edwards Laundry on Relief Road, Ahmedabad:
Drop your trousers here for best results.


In a Bhavnagar hotel:
Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is rekvested that the lobby be used for this purpose.

In an Anand laundry:
Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time..


In a heritage hotel at Junagadh:
Take one of our horse-driven carriage city tours - we guarantee no miscarriages.

In the office of a Ahmedabad gynecologist:
Specialist in women and other diseases.

In a Bharuch hotel:
The manager has personally passed all the water served here.

Good humor ...

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