Subject: Some onion tales

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> There was a time when people cried only while chopping onions. Now they cry even while buying onions
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> Thappad se darr nahi lagta hai sahab, PYAAZ se lagta hai..
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> Friend bought 3Kg onions. He's the new hero of my society. Also updated Facebook status and tagged 349 friends
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> The Lays Cream n Onion flavor is gonna be just cream
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> Now I know that she is really crying because she can't afford onions
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> Rupee is falling, onion price rising. Union Bank of India should change to 'Onion Bank of India
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> Waiting for a movie titled " Pyaaz Kapda Aur Makaan".
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> There are only two kind of Indians. One who can afford Onions and other who cant.
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> Heard Sonia gandhi has deposited 100 KG onions in her swiss bank account.
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> Thieves steal 5 KG onions from a posh Vasant vihar house.
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> Onion hits 100 rupee mark in 3 days. BLOCKBUSTER! - Taran Adarsh
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> That awkward moment when Onion Rings are getting costlier than diamond rings
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> "Yaar, such a show off Pyaaz is. Main 'batata' hoon." - Potatoes
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> Babul ki dua e letija ja tujkp sukhi sansar mile...maike ki kabhi na yaad aaye sasural me itna PYAAZ mile.
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> Boy to vendor: 1 kilo pyaaz Dena.
> 2 aunties talking behind him , ladka achhe ghar ka lagta hai, apni pinky ke liye kaisa rahega

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does anybody know what is the latest Onion price in India ???

lol...

By the way, it's Rs. 80/Kg, per the latest news:

http://www.ndtv.com/article/india/onion-prices-jump-back-to-rs-80-per-kilogram-408786

Dudes,
Rs 80 is not a big deal. BTW, all vegetables (except Spinach) is around Rs 80 a kg.
Spinach is Rs 10 (which is big enough for a family of four).
I am not sure why people make such a big fuss about it. CNN IBN ran the story for 2 or 3 days.
Anyways, the jokes are fabulous though.

Peace

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Just for the skeptics of India :
I live in a capital (non metro city).
Near my office they sell packed lunch for Rs 30 (yea. Just Rs. 30 , with the onion price of Rs 80) . It has :
1. Around 1 kg of cooked rice
2. 2 Subji ( say around 25 grams each)
3. 1 very small piece of fish.
4. Some dal or some mashed yam
5. Fish stew
6. Rasam or Sambar

The food is hygenic and fit for a king.
This is the true cost of living in India.

Peace to the skeptics by Murali

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Originally posted by tamilkuravan

Just for the skeptics of India :
I live in a capital (non metro city).
Near my office they sell packed lunch for Rs 30 (yea. Just Rs. 30 , with the onion price of Rs 80) . It has :
1. Around 1 kg of cooked rice
2. 2 Subji ( say around 25 grams each)
3. 1 very small piece of fish.
4. Some dal or some mashed yam
5. Fish stew
6. Rasam or Sambar

The food is hygenic and fit for a king.
This is the true cost of living in India.

Peace to the skeptics by Murali

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I live in a Congress ruled state.
Where I live (Capital city but non metro) :

1. I can ride on a public bus at peak time sitting. Rs 6 for 5 km in non ac bus and Rs. 15 on AC bus
2. Coke (200 ml) is Rs 15
3. A 3 bed apartment is Rs 7000 to Rs 15000 a month. I live in a 3 Bed apartment paying Rs 9500 as rent.
4. Vegetables are generally Rs 40- Rs 80 a KG.
5. Mutton Rs 480 a KG Chicken Rs 170 Fish Rs 100-Rs 400 a KG
6. English medium school fees is Rs 12000 to Rs 15 000 a year. No donation.
7. Petrol at Rs 73.65 a litre.

Nighmare may PM me for more answers.

Murali

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