Husband: aaj khane mein kya banaogi?
Wife: Jo aap kaho




H: Dal chawal bana lo
W: Abhi kal hi to khaye the




H: to sabji roti bana lo
W: bacche nahi khayenge




H: to chhole puri bana lo
W: mujhe heavy heavy lagta hai




H: eggs bhurji bana lo
W: aaj guruvaar hai




H: paraanthe ?
W: raat ko paraanthe kaun khata hai??




H: Hotel se mangwa lete hain?
W: roz roz hotel ka nahi khana chahiye




H: kadhi chawal?
W: dahi nahi hai


H: idly sambar?
W: usme time lagega.pehle bolna chahiye tha na!!




H: maggi hi bana lo, usme time nahi lagega
W: woh koi meal thodi hai? Pet nahi bharat




H: phir ab kya banaogi?
W: Jo aap kaho

OMG...tht is awesome...

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Inderpal Singh
Sorry - yesterday was the deadline for all complaints
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