Woh kaun thi
Husband Aur Wife Hotel Mein Gaye,
Tabhi 1 Lady Ne Hello Kiya,
Wife - Kaun Thi Woh?
Husband - Tum Dimaag Kharaab Mat Karo, Main Pehle Hi Pareshan Hun Ki Woh Bhi Yehi Poochegi.

Wife hit her husband with frying pan
Husband: What was that for...?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket
with the name Jenny on it.
Husband: I took part in a race last week and Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife: Sorry..!
Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again
Husband: What now..?
Wife: Your horse is on the Phone.

Message of the year
Women live a better, longer & more peaceful life...!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!!

Wife came home with a goat
Husband asked, "Is bhains ko ghar kyon laye ho?"
Wife:"Dikhta nahin, bakri hai !"
Husband:"Bakri se hi poocchh raha hoon"

Man: Sir, my wife is missing
Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster: Bhai, yeh post office hai, police station mein complain dijiye.
Man: Kya karoon, Kahan jaayoon, khushi ke maare kucchh samajh nahin aa raha.

Why did u shoot ur wife ? This is the best......
Judge: Why did u shoot ur wife, instead of shooting her lover?
Sardar: Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

How women call their husbands in the first 6 years
Yr 1. Jaanu
Yr 2. O jee.
Yr 3. Sunte ho?
Yr 4. O bunty ke pappa
Yr 5. Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6. Tum aate ho ya main aaoon?

Wife to husband:- Kaash aap sms hotay
Wife: Jaanu kaash aap SMS hotay, Main aap ko save karti,
Husband: Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti, Main her haftay tumhe change karta

1 horror movie dekhi
Husband: Raat ko maine 1 horror movie ki CD dekhi, 1 chudeil kabhi mere aage, kabhi peecchhe, aur kabhi saath saath chal rahi thi.
Wife: Kaun si CD thi?
Husband: Apni shaadi ki.

DO NOT EVER HOLD ON TO OFFENCES!!!
There are many instances of the devastating power of grudges and anger! Simple humility and communication would have resolved most of the problems... as well as patience....it is always very refreshing to know that from any moment, say, today, anyone take a pledge to consciously start to live a life free of grudge. In life, offenses are inevitable. But holding a grudge is a choice we consciously make.

Communication is the key.
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Possessing Love

The greatest mistake in Love is trying to possess it.
It will spill out of hand just like water.

Love will retrieve from you if you demand, if you expect.
Love is meant to be free; you cannot change its nature.

If there are people you love, allow them to be free beings.
Give, but don't expect. Advise, but don't order.
Ask, but never demand.


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The following story is an ideal testimony to a saga of life-long pursuit of true love. . . may be this is too ideal to achieve in today’s material world but nevertheless is a lesson...of what True Love is to the immaterial world of make believe, fast food, virtual realities… et al.
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It was a busy morning, about 8:30, when an elderly gentleman in his 80s arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He sai d he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00.

I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an hour before someone would be able to see him. I saw him looking at his watch and decided since I was not busy with another patient, I would evaluate his wound. On examining it I saw it was well healed, so I talked to one of the doctors and got the needed supplies to remove his sutures and redress his wound.

While taking care of his wound, I asked him if he had another doctor's appointment this morning, as he was in such a hurry. The gentleman told me no, that he needed to go to the nursing home to eat breakfast with his wife. I inquired as to her health. He told me that she had been there for a while! As she is a victim of Alzheimer's disease.

As we talked, I asked if she would be upset if he was a bit late. He replied that she no longer knew who he was, that she had not recognized him in five years now. I was surprised and asked him, 'And you still go every morning, even though she doesn't know who you are?' He smiled as he patted my hand and sai d, 'She doesn't know me but I still know who she is.'

I had to hold back tears as he left, I had goose bumps on my arm and thought, that is the kind of love I want in my life. True love is neither physical nor romantic.
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True love is an acceptance of all that is, has been, will be, and will not be. Peace is seeing a sunset and knowing who to thank. The happiest people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the best of everything they have.

I want to share this with someone I care about, today... Life isn't about how to survive the storm but how to dance in the rain. The road to success is not straight. There is a curve called Failure, a loop called Confusion, speed bumps called Friends, red lights called Enemies, caution lights called Family. You will have flats called Jobs.

But, if you have a spare called Determination, an engine called Perseverance, insurance called Faith, a driver called Almighty God, you will make it to a place called Success.

Love is everlasting. It is the first fruit of the recreated human spirit. We all have ability to love inherent in us, we only pretend when we hate.

“God created man to love everyone."

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The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others.”
Mahatma Gandhi