Ready to Get Screwed

Having downed a few drinks, a gud luking lady turned around,faced him, looked straight in the eye, and said: Listen buddy, I am always ready to get screwed by anybody, anytime, anywhere your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, standing up,sitting down, naked or with clothes on, 24/7.

The guy: No kidding ? I'm in Army too ! Which unit are you with ?

How do you get this knack of posting jokes where everything continues so seriously and then there's an unexpected climax which forces a smile or a laugh ?

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Fido.

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Good Jokes create a situations explained neatly in its body of the jokes.

Then it builds up a Climax and then a sudden drop in the form of an Anticlimax.

OR

It will provide you with a PUNCH Line that will knock the sox off of you.


FH.

What I learned from nature is.. : From these animals the Bull, the Horse, a Cow, a Rhino and an Elephant that you can enjoy all the greens that the nature can provide you to eat but you will not be able to reduce an ounce of weight or an inch of circumference eating those Veggies.

FH.

NO HARM OR DISLIKE IS PRESENTED HERE TO ANY COMMUNITY OR DEBASING THEM.

Here is a joke and how I compose one and building it up slowly to give you an idea of a punch line.

A good friend of mine Laljee Buddhoo enters Amritsar on business and at the end of the day sits down to unwind himself and gets into a posh bar there and shouts out...

"HEY does anyone want to hear about a Sardarji Joke.?"

Next to him is sitting a pretty girl at another table, she is all eyes and ears and stares at L.B.

On the far side of the bar you can see another Sardar with a turban wearing a cut sleeved sweat-shirt and you can see the python muscles and a clenched fist.

The guy behind the bar is also wearing a Khalsa button planted right in the middle of his turban, with fire flying out of his eyes...

And at the exit door you can see an elderly gentleman in uniform well decorated with colourful ribbons on his jacket with ID button saying "Nabha Akal Infantry"

Not to leave out the entrance you can see the Six Foot Six jawan, the bouncer rubbing his hands in anticipation..

The barman asks L.B. what will be your pleasure sir? and we also have House Special a knuckle sandwich to throw in for you.

L.B.surveys the joint. He knows he will not get out from there live. So, he says "NAW I will hold the joke for now" but make mine a double "Old Smuggler" on the rocks. No jokes at this joint.

WHY? (Now everyone is focused on my tiny little L.B.)

Who the hell is going to repeat the joke five fking times.!!