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vagg   
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Post ID: #PID Posted on: 05-05-16 15:01:02

Have a nice day

There once was a couple of newly weds named John and Wendy. John told his wife Wendy that he wanted a tattoo! Wendy agreed and said that would be OK. John did not know what the tattoo should say or where he would put it.
So Wendy said, "Well, if you REALLY loved me, you would get my name tattooed on your pecker."
John couldn`t back out on that one, so he went to the Tattoo Parlour. The tattoo artist told him that he needed to have an erection while he put it on. After an hour of excruciating pain, the tattoo was done.
As John was on his way home from the Tattoo Parlour, he saw a rest stop and decided he needed to stop and take a leak. He went to the restroom and looked down to admire his tattoo and he noticed, that when he was not erect, the only letters that were visible, were the W and the Y.
Suddenly, a big black gentleman steps into the urinal beside John. John accidentally looked down at the guy and could not help but notice that he ALSO had the letters W and Y tattooed.
So John said "Hey, I guess you have a girlfriend or wife named Wendy too."
The guys looked confused and said, "What makes you think that?"
John replied "Well I noticed the W and the Y tattoo -- so you don`t have a girlfriend named Wendy?"
The black guy laughed and responded, "No man, that tattoo says, "Welcome to Barbados! Have a nice day."



Fido   
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Post ID: #PID Posted on: 05-05-16 15:56:50

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