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monk   
Member since: Jul 04
Posts: 147
Location: Burnaby

Post ID: #PID Posted on: 07-09-05 01:27:41

The chairman of the famous JEPPIAAR group of
engineering colleges talks
to
his students. Jeppiar?....satyabama engg college,
St.Joseph's engg
college
CEO!
# About his family :
--------------------
* I have two daughters. Both of them are girls...(?)
-> I think this
happened in VIT !!

# At the ground :
-----------------
* All of you, stand in a straight circle.
* There is no wind in the balloon.
*The girl with the mirror please come her...{Meaning
girl with specs).

# To a boy, angrily :
---------------------
* I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk ?
# Giving a punishment :
-----------------------
* You, rotate the ground four times...
* You, go and under-stand the tree...
* You three of you, stand together separately.
* Why are you late - say YES or NO .....(?)
# Sir at his best :
---------------
Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance,
he happened to
see
one of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did no
t see them. So
the
next day at s chool... ( to that boy ) - "Yesterday I
saw you WITH MY
WIFE
at the Cinema Theatre"
Inside the Class :
----------------
* Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere
come in.
* Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come
in.
* Cut an apple into tw o halves - ta ke the bigger
half.
* Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away
in the corridor
* You, meet me behind the class. (meaning AFTER the
class .. )
* Both of u three, get out of the class.
* Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter
in my nose today
...
* Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of
Silver.....
* Take 5 cm wire of any length....
********************
once jeppiar had come late to a college function, by
the time the
function
had started, so he went to the dais, and said, sorry i
am late, because
on
the way my car hit 2 muttons (Meaning goats).
This is the way his english will be but let me tell u
some of the
dialogues heard during sathyabama college day 2001 -
"This college strict u the worry no ... u get good
marks, i the happy,
tomorrow u get good job, jpr the happy, tomorrow u
marry i enjoy"
st joseph freshyears day 2003 -
"No ragging this college. anyybody rag we arrest the
police"
One of his famous sayings "girl girl talk,boy boy
talk, but no boy girl
talk".

Monk :cheers:



shankaracharya   
Member since: Dec 04
Posts: 768
Location:

Post ID: #PID Posted on: 07-09-05 08:27:21

Good Stuff !

Jeppiar also called as \"Maveeran Jeppiar\" was a constable in the Tamil Nadu police. He was suspended and he joined AIADMK under the leadership of late MGR. He was one of the key Gang Member, Hench man, Mamool(Hafta) collection agent in that party. He grew in stature, made a few movies and when the Amma took over, he was side lined as he supported Janaki faction. He became a philanthrophist, social worker and a Educationist.

Today he has a few colleges in Chennai, and I think even Rajnikanths daughter used to manage his Law college.

Whatever may be his proficiency over English language, he is raking his moolah, and laughing his way to the bank. While most of us, even after having all the top band scores in IELTS, are doing labor jobs for survival.


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Speech by Thomas Friedman of The New York Times....

"When we were young kids growing up in America, we were told to eat our
vegetables at dinner and not leave them. Mothers said, 'think of the
starving children in India and finish the dinner.' And now I tell my
children: 'Finish your maths homework. Think of the children in India
who would make you starve, if you don't.'"




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