Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women
could go to choose a husband from among many men. It
was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing
in positive attributes as you ascended.
>The only rule was, once you opened the door to any
floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you
went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to
leave the place, never to return.
>A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to
find some husbands...
>First floor door had a sign saying, "These men have
jobs and love kids."
>The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better
than not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder
what's further up?" So up they went.
>Second floor The sign read, "These men have high
paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good
looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder
what's further up?"
>Third floor sign read, "These men have high paying
jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help
with the housework." "Wow," said the women, "Very
tempting." But there was another floor, so further up
they went.
>Fourth floor This door had a sign saying "These men
have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good
looking, help with the housework and have a strong
romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me," they cried,Just
think what must be awaiting us further on!
>So up to the fifth floor they went.
>Fifth floor The sign on that door said, "This floor is
empty and exists only to prove that women are dammn
impossible to please. The exit is to your left, we
hope you fall down the Crazy stairs..!!
Location: British Columbia
Posted on: 06-01-06 13:22:56
Do you realize your joke isnt politically correct?..
or funny...or even TRUE....
i'd have stopped at the fourth floor
really....
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~ Morning rain
Quote:
Orginally posted by morning_rain
Do you realize your joke isnt politically correct?..
or funny...or even TRUE....
i'd have stopped at the fourth floor
really....
But that's because you already know now what is on the fifth floor.
Quote:
Orginally posted by morning_rain
Do you realize your joke isnt politically correct?..
or funny...or even TRUE....
i'd have stopped at the fourth floor
really....
That makes me wonder which floor you ACTUALLY stopped at in your life????
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Chandresh
Advice is free – lessons I charge for!!
Location: British Columbia
Posted on: 21-01-06 18:36:35
Quote:
Orginally posted by chandresh
Quote:
Orginally posted by morning_rain
Do you realize your joke isnt politically correct?..
or funny...or even TRUE....
i'd have stopped at the fourth floor
really....
That makes me wonder which floor you ACTUALLY stopped at in your life????
I dont know... but fourth floor guy sounds like mine
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~ Morning rain
