Recently a "Husband Shopping Center" opened, where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended.
The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; If you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return.
A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping center to find some husbands...
First floor
The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids."
The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job, or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.
Second floor
The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking." Hmmm, said the ladies. But, I wonder what's further up?
Third floor
This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework."
Wow! Said the women. Very tempting, BUT, there's more further up! And up they went.
Fourth floor
This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak."
Oh, mercy me. But just think! What must be awaiting us further on! So up to the fifth floor they went.
Fifth floor
The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are impossible to please. Goodbye."
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a husband mall!!?
Hehe ...very funny and true as well i guess
reminds me of another one ...a shipwrecked man was stranded on an island with a bottle of wine.
when he open the bottle a genie came out and said I get you any 2 things you want but cannot get you out of this island.
the man thought and thought ...and asked for the world's best collection of wines and the worlds best woman.
he got both his wishes answered ..
The genie brought him a huge collection of the finest french wines and Mother Teresa.
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