Posted on: 10-03-06 14:38:11
When a man talks dirty to woman, it is sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to man, it is $2.99 per minute
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Jay Lalita and her Cabinet were meeting over lunch to discuss an important bit of impending legislation.
"And what will you have, Madam?" asked the waiter, coming over with his notepad.
"I'll have the Tandoori Chicken," replied Jayalalita promptly, eager to get on with the business at hand.
"And, for the vegetables?" continued the waiter politely.
Jay Lalita replied briskly, "They'll have the same."
