> Mungerilal, who was very thin and short, was standing at the bus stop.
> Suddenly a car stops and a beautiful girl waves her hand calling him by
>
> his name and asking him to sit in her car. Mungerilal was surprised but
>
> recognized her. She was Jasmine, an old batch-mate but he didn't know
> why she was Calling him because she never gave him any "lift" in the
> college. Anyhow he sat in the car and Jasmine gave him warm welcome
> kaise ho, kya kar rahe ho etc).
>
> Then she said "Why don't we have coffee together".
> By now Mungerilal was even more surprised.He thought "Coffee with
> Jasmine? (an old dream...coming true) WOW !!"and he gave his consent.
> At
> the cafe, all of a sudden Jasmine says "Lets go to my house, there are
> a
> lot of people here". M! ungerilal is on cloud nine "Ab to mazaa aa
> jayega".
>
> When they reach home she asks him "Why don't we sit in my bedroom, you
> can turn on the AC". Mungerilal was thinking to himself 'Jasmine phas
> gai hai' and he starts dreaming about $#%^%#. When he enters the
> bedroom, Jasmine says "Why don't you take off your shirt, you are
> sweating". Mungerilal is now 100% sure of the outcome of this meeting
> and again starts dreaming. Jasmine says "Be comfortable and I will be
> back in a minute". Mungerilal is alone in the room with his bare
> match-stick like body and thinking about Jasmine and
>
> After five minutes Jasmine enters the room...........
> with 2 children and says!
>
> "Dekho bacchon, agar Horlicks nahin piyoge, to body iske jaise ho
> jayegi"....

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Nice one!!!

But ask the fatty person like me how much i would like to be get Mungeri's body like.