Posted on: 31-07-05 04:53:57
Mungerilal ke haseen sapne
Mera Canada may ek chotasa bungla hoga, bungle ke bahar garden hoga, garden may barbeque hoga or joola hoga, raath ko hum patio ki seedee pe bet ke tandi hawa kayenge, coffee peyenge aur tare dekenge.
I pray and hope all the above is possible when I shift to Canada permanently
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Any more Mungeries around?
Aur ek badi see gadi hogi???? gadi mein cd player hoga, ac hoga, gadi main bhi bet ke tandi hawa kayenge, coffee peyenge etc etc.....
aur ek achha sa permanent job hoga .office me chaprasi hoga . 10 baje ghar se nikalna hoga aur 6 baje ghar vapaas aana hoga. salary 100k se uppar hogi.
ghar mey nokar chakar honge.
ptm
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Orginally posted by ptm
aur ek achha sa permanent job hoga .office me chaprasi hoga . 10 baje ghar se nikalna hoga aur 6 baje ghar vapaas aana hoga. salary 100k se uppar hogi.
ghar mey nokar chakar honge.
ptm
BUS ITNA HEE? OFFICE MEIN DOSTON KE SAATH GAPPAY, HAR EK GHANTAY MEIN 10 "MINUT" GAAYAB HOKAY PAAN CHABAANA......... EK DIN MEIN EK FILE MEIN 10 PANNAY HANDLE KARNA..........PAAS BHAITEE LADY KI KAHAANI SUNNNAA......... GHAR MEIN BIWI KE HAATH KA GARAM GARAM ADRAK KI CHAI, KAANCH KE CHOODIYON KI KHANAK.... AUR BAHUT HAI SAHEB, YA............. BAS BHI KARONA NA!
AGLAY BAAR THAK AADAAB, NAMASTHAY, AUR SAT SRI AKAAL.
PS: CAPITAL LETTERS MEIN LIKHNAY KE LIYE, MAAFI CHAAHTHA HOON.
har saal india jayenge aur sabke liye dher saare gift le jayenge.
saari family ko sponser karenge aur sabko naukari dilayenge agar nokari nahin mili to ghar mai betha kar khilayenge.
ptm
Mungerilal, who was very thin and short, was standing at the bus
stop.
Suddenly a car stops and a beautiful girl waves her hand calling
him by his name and asking him to sit in her car. Mungerilal was surprised
but recognized her. She was Jasmine, an old batch-mate but he didn't
know why she was calling him (because she never gave him any "lift" in the
college).
Anyhow he sat in the car and Jasmine gave him a warm welcome
(kaise ho,kya kar rahe ho etc).
Then she said "Why don't we have coffee together". By now
Mungerilal was even more surprised. He thought "Coffee with Jasmine? (an old
dream...coming true) WOW !!" and he gave his consent.
At the cafe, all of a sudden Jasmine says "Lets go to my house,
there are a lot of people here". Mungerilal is on cloud nine "Ab to mazaa aa
jayega".
When they reach home she asks him "Why don't we sit in my bedroom,
you can turn on the AC". Mungerilal was thinking to himself 'Jasmine phas
gayee hai' and he starts dreaming. When he enters the bedroom, Jasmine says
"Why don't you take off your shirt, you are sweating". Mungerilal's eyes
popped out. He could not believe his ears and again starts dreaming.
Jasmine says Be comfortable and I will be back in a minute".
Mungerilal is alone in the room with his bare match-stick like
body and thinking about the sudden change of events. After five minutes
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With her 2 children and said "Dekho bachchon if you will not drink
bournvita then your body will become like this"......
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You know you are a desi when ........ You spew forth the virtues of India, but don't want to live there...............You've never had a tanning salon membership
In that case.
raath ko hum patio ki seedee pe bet ke tandi hawa kayenge, coffee nahin bournvita peyenge aur tare dekenge
