A lady walks into Harrods. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond
bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more
closely, she unexpectedly farts.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed
her little woops and prays that a sales person was not anywhere near.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of
a salesman standing right behind her - Good looking as well

Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect
of a professional in a store like Harrods.
He politely greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help
you today?

Blushing and uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman
somehow missed her little 'incident', she asks, 'what is the price of
this lovely bracelet?'

He answers, "Madam - if you farted just looking at it - you're going
to shit yourself when I tell you the price!"

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Originally posted by vagg

He answers, "Madam - if you farted just looking at it - you're going
to shit yourself when I tell you the price!"

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Originally posted by san-hugo

Can you translate in hindi please ???

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Originally posted by san-hugo

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Originally posted by vagg

He answers, "Madam - if you farted just looking at it - you're going
to shit yourself when I tell you the price!"

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Can you translate in hindi please ???

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Originally posted by bhootnath

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Originally posted by san-hugo

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Originally posted by vagg

He answers, "Madam - if you farted just looking at it - you're going
to shit yourself when I tell you the price!"

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Can you translate in hindi please ???

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For you? Any time..here you go..enjoy!

Deviji - Khalli Dekhke aapki hawa nikal gayi, Jab kimat bolunga to aapka Mal bhi nikal padega ...Soch lo..

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देवीजी - केवल दृष्टिक्षेप से आपकी गुदा से वायु निकल गयी, जब आप मूल्य जानोगे तब तो आपकी विष्ठा ही निकल आयेगी

Google translation:

मैडम अगर तुम सिर्फ यह देख farted - आप जा रहे हैं
अपने आप को बकवास जब मैं कीमत आपको बता

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Originally posted by bhootnath

Here you go...
देवीजी - केवल दृष्टिक्षेप से आपकी गुदा से वायु निकल गयी, जब आप मूल्य जानोगे तब तो आपकी विष्ठा ही निकल आयेगी

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