Posted on: 05-09-13 14:38:14
Woman's Ears !
A man lost both ears in an accident. No plastic surgeon could offer him a solution. He heard of a very good one in Sweden, and went to him.
The new surgeon examined him, thought a while, and said, "Yes, I can put you right."
After the operation, bandages off, stitches out, he goes to his hotel.
The morning after, in a rage, he calls his surgeon, and yells, "You bastard, you gave me a woman's ears."
"Well, an ear is an ear, it makes no difference whether it is a man's or a woman's."
"You're wrong, I hear everything, but I don't understand a thing!"
lol! Good one!
what .lol. i did not understand ,,, nothing !
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Originally posted by san-hugo
what .lol. i did not understand ,,, nothing !
looks like you just had eye transplant from the Doctor in Sweden
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I had once seen an HOTTENTOT woman in pictures with large ornamental earlobes. (In the pictures) May be the sound gets deflected by the hubcap ornaments.
MMMmmmm What did he say " Deaf in one ear and Dumb in the other".!!
http://www.arka-shop.co.uk/acatalog/stretched-ear-lobes.html
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Originally posted by bhootnath
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Originally posted by san-hugo
what .lol. i did not understand ,,, nothing !
looks like you just had eye transplant from the Doctor in Sweden
Thats right , my eyes now got 2 balls each !!
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Originally posted by san-hugo
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Originally posted by bhootnath
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Originally posted by san-hugo
what .lol. i did not understand ,,, nothing !
looks like you just had eye transplant from the Doctor in Sweden
Thats right , my eyes now got 2 balls each !!
lol...wondering what made the balls travel all the way up into eyes!! but dont want to know. Hopefully they travel back down to its place.
other possibility..
Basically now the role of testicle and nose have been exchanged as the balls are in eyes...
No matter how you will do it..now it will always end up being oral...
Be careful dont drink beer because from now on when you have beer, pee would flow out of eyes and you will need to use urinal to cry into..instead of kleenex you will need to use Charmin
Each eye with a set of two balls
..hmm possibilities unlimited.You can beat Anthony Weiner by sending pictures of your eyes.
