Posted on: 25-04-05 01:29:57
Lesson One
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, \"Can I
also sit like you And do nothing?\"
The eagle answered: \"Sure, why not.\"
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle
and rested.
All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the
rabbit and ate it.
Management Lesson - To be sitting and doing
nothing, you must be Sitting very, very high up.
Lesson Two
A turkey was chatting with a bull. \"I would love to
be able to get to the top of that tree,\" sighed the
turkey, \"but I haven't got the energy.\"
\"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my
droppings?\" replied the bull. \"They're packed with
nutrients.\"
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it
actually gave
him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the
tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached
the second
branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was
proudly perched
at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him
out of the tree.
Management Lesson - Bull shit might get you to the
top, but it won't Keep you there.
Lesson Three
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It
was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground
into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped
some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in
the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm
he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He
lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to
sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to
investigate. Following the sound, the cat
discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and
promptly dug him out and ate him.
Management Lesson -
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your
friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep
your mouth shut!
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New Guy
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