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Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Experience: The name humans give to their mistakes.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through 'the minds of either'

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Nurse: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

School/University: A place where Papa pays and Son/Daughter plays.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

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Pramod Chopra
Senior Mortgage Consultant
Mortgage Alliance Company of Canada

Very nice! >> " Nurse: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills."