Customer: - Oye seth Teri Lassi Mein Makki Hai

Shopkeeper:- Oye chup kar, apna dil bada rakh bada itni choti si jaan teri kitni lassi pee jayegi

2.

Titanic ke saath SARDAR bhi dhoob raha tha aur has bhi raha tha

Aadmi :- Oye tu kyu has raha hai

Sardar :- Shukar hai mein ne return ticket nahi karida tha warna bekar ho jata tha

3.

Kanjoos Malik apne karamchari se :- Tum ne is saal mehnat se kaam kya hai is liye mein tumhe 5,000 Rupees bonus check de raha hoo

Karamchari :- Sach mein malik

Kanjoos Malik :- HAA ? isi tarah se kaam karte rahe to agle saal is check par sign bhi kar dunga


4.

Shadi mein santa bahut der se khana ka raha tha

Ek aadmi ne poochha kab tak khayoge

Santa :- mein toh khaa khaa kar tang hoo lekin card mein likha tha lunch 2 se 4 tak

5.

Preeto :- Mere premi ka koi baal bhi baka nahi kar sakta

Jeeto :- Kya woh bahut bahadur hai

Preeto :- Nahi woh ganja hai

6.

Doctor ne apni life ka pehla operation kya

Operation ke thodi der baad hi mareez mar gaya

Mareez ke marne ke baad doctor ne deewar par tangi bhagwan ki tasveer aur haath jodh kar sar jhukate huwe kaha :- AAYE prabhu meri taraf se yeh pehli bhet sweekar kijiye

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