Well described story about Dubai

New sholay : scene ( Viru ke rishtee ki baat )


Jay : Mausi, ladka Dubai mein kaam karta hai..
Mausi : Hai ram..!!! Aur kahin try kar raha hai kya??

Jay : kahan mausi 2 saal Dubai me rahne ke baad India me koi company leti kahan hai?...
Mausi : Hi Raam to kya 2 saal se Dubai mein hi hai..

Jay : haan socha tha 2 saal me salary hike hogi. Aaj kal to salary bhi jyada NAHI mil rahi hai use..
Mausi : To kya salary BHI KAM milti HAI..?

Jay : Ab appraisal bhi to asaani se kahaan hota hai mausi..
Mausi : Hai hai ...!! To kya appraisal bhi nahi hota uska..?

Jay : Ab 2 saal tak India jane ko na mile to ho jaati hai kabhi kabhi ladaai boss ke sath
Mausi : To kya AB tak ek baar bhi chutti me india nahi aya ..???

Jay : Ab Dubai me nokri karne wale ki kismat mein to yehi likha hai mausi..
Mausi : kya kaha Dubai ke ladke ki kismat aisi hi hoti hai???..!!!

Mausi : Ladke ne kitne tak padhai ki hai..?
Jay : Uska pataa lagte hi hum aapko khabar kar de denge!!


Jay : To main rishta pakka samjhuna mausi???
Mausi : Beta, kaan khol kar sun Le...Sagi mausi hoon basanti ki koi sauteli maa nahi Bhale hi hamaari Basanti Call Center wale Chandu se shaadi kar Le par Dubai ke employee se katai nahin karegi .

Good one !!

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