A man was on holiday in Kenya. While he was walking through
the bush, he came across an elephant standing with one leg
raised in the air.

The elephant seemed distressed so the man approached it
very carefully. He got down on one knee and inspected the
elephant's foot. There was a large thorn deeply embedded
in the bottom of the foot.

As carefully and as gently as he could he removed the thorn
and the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant
turned to face the man and stared at him intently. For a
long minute the man stood frozen - thinking of nothing else
but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly,
turned and walked away.

For years after, the man remembered the elephant and the
events of that day. One day the man was walking through the
zoo with his son. As they approached the elephant enclosure,
one of the creatures turned and walked over to where they
are standing at the rail. It stared at him and the man
couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant.

After a while it trumpeted loudly, then it continued to
stare at him. The man summoned up his courage, climbed over
the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked
right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder.

Suddenly the elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk
around one of the man's legs and swung him wildly back and
forth along the railing, killing him.

Probably wasn't the same elephant.

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> Smoking
>2) Drinking
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>DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!

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