Posted on: 08-04-04 21:28:59
see how much men r effecient than women.
How a man withdraws cash from ATM.
1) Park the car
2) Go to ATM
3) Enter PIN
4) Take money
5) Drive away
How a woman withdraws cash from ATM
1) Park the car
2) Check makeup
3) Turn off engine
4) Check makeup
5) Go to ATM
6) Hunt for ATM card in the purse.
7) Insert card
8) Hit Cancel
9) Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it.
10) Insert card
11) Enter PIN
12) Take cash
13) Go to car
14) Check makeup
15) Start car
16) Stop car
17) Run back to ATM:
18) Take ATM card
19) Back to car
20) Check makeup
21) Start car
22) Check makeup
23) Drive for ? mile
24) Release handbrake
25) Drive on.
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Verry Funnee . You should stop dating dumb blondes .
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"dumb blondes". I think the word "dumb" was redundant and a waste of disk space.
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Ouch! Do you mean all blondes are dumb?
Did you hear the joke about the blonde who was recognised by the salesman in the household appliance shop no matter what colour she dyed her hair or what disguise she used?
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Quote:
Orginally posted by Margo
Verry Funnee
I know. u r right margo.
but i got no choice.
i always find like that.i guess CD has solution of this coz all smart gals r on this web.
so if GG start dating service on this web..that would be great just kidding
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Not a bad idea, but not very desi I don't think GG would approve.
Anyway, to conclude the "dumb blondes" saga -
A gorgeous blonde went to a store where she found a TV being sold at a fantastically low price, so she proceeded to enquire about channels etc. but the salesman refused to sell saying, "I don't sell to dumb blondes." She was piqued and went to the saloon, changed her hairstyle, dyed her hair and went back to the store. She got the same response from the salesman. Furious, she went to a boutique and completely changed her style of dressing. She went to the store again and the salesman gave her the same reception. Almost in tears, she asked the salesman how he managed to recognise her everytime and why he was so discriminating. He replied "Madam that is not a TV, its a microwave oven."
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good one
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