There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it.
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Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks..
To be as rich as his child believes..
To have as many women as his wife suspects...
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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is the liver & wife the kidney.
If the liver fails, the kidney fails. If the kidney fails, the liver manages with other kidney.
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Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge,
na apne bachchon ko karne denge.
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What's the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like a girlfriend, that comes with an expiry date and
Daru is like a wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi...
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Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband
ke hisse mein aate hain aur wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.
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The Japanese have produced a camera that has
such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture
of a woman with her mouth shut!