Actually a 1980s vintage joke - but I still find it funny.



Part-time Indian motel worker Patel was summoned by the IRS officer.
Patel showed up with his attorney, Greenberg.

"You have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment."
"I'm a successful gambler, and I can prove it," says Patel."
The officer thinks for a moment. "Okay. Prove it."
Patel: "I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye."
The officer thinks a moment and says, "No way! It's a bet."
Patel removes his glass eye and bites it.
The officer's jaw drops.
Patel says, "Now, I'll bet you another thousand that I can bite my other eye."
The officer can tell that Patel isn't blind, so he takes the bet.
Patel removes his dentures and bites his good eye.

The stunned officer realizes he has wagered and lost two thousand,
with Greenberg as witness. He starts to get nervous.
"Want to go double or quits?" Patel asks. "I'll bet you four thousand
I can stand on one side of your desk, pee into your wastebasket
nine feet away on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between."
The IRS guy, keen to win his money back, decides its impossible for
Patel to manage that stunt, So he agrees.
Patel stands beside the desk and unzips his pant. He strains mightily,
but he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on other side.
To the officer's immense relief, he pretty much urinates all over the desk.
The IRS man leaps with joy, realizing that he has just cancelled a major loss.
Attorney Greenberg meanwhile was hitting his head on the wall.
"Are you okay?" the officer asks.
"No!" moaned the attorney. "This morning, Patel bet me Fifty Thousand Dollars
that he would piss all over your desk and that you'd be happy about it."

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Growing Old Is Mandatory ..Growing UP is Optional

..AshwaniG.
Good one.
Should have been in the 'have fun' section.

BUT I deemed that it fits in Biz section better

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Originally posted by hchheda

..AshwaniG.
Good one.
Should have been in the 'have fun' section.

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Growing Old Is Mandatory ..Growing UP is Optional

Enjoyed

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The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others.”
Mahatma Gandhi

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Originally posted by AshwaniG
BUT I deemed that it fits in Biz section better

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Mumbai Maazi Ladki ...

Just bouncing this one for common benefit !! Good one ..

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