Today's Joke: Newton's Laws of Immigration
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1st Law
A Desi will continue to stay in the United States of
America due to the inertia of the Green Card until and unless an
external force called Deportation is applied.
2nd Law
The force of deportation is defined by F = ma.
Where m = Amount Of Money Desi earned/saved in USA.
a = dm/dt, the rate at which Desi saved money.
(This is contrary to the common belief that Desi will
return back after
making lot of money)
3rd Law
For each and every Desi that goes back to India for a
temporary visit,
a
Desi of the opposite sex will come to USA on a
permanent visit.
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One More: Point of View
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When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
Location: in the heart of Mrs Saga
Posted on: 24-07-04 08:37:35
Quote:
Orginally posted by bandhan
When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
what about the sins that happen before falling asleep
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