Einstein, Pascal, and Newton are playing hide and go seek. Einstein is counting while Newton and Pascal hide. Pascal runs off and hides while Newton doesn't move an inch. Instead, he draws a square around himself in the dirt. After Einstein finishes counting, he opens his eyes and says, "Found you Newton! That was easy."
Newton says, "No you didn't. You found Pascal." He points down to the square in the dirt. "One Newton per meter squared."
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A physicist, an engineer and a mathemetician agree to take part in an experiment. Each person is locked in a room with nothing but a single can of beans.
After three days the researchers open each door in turn. In the first room they find the physicist happily scrawling equations across a wall, and the can of beans is neatly popped open. They ask him how he opened the can and he says "Oh I applied pressure to the stress points".
They take their notes and move on to the next room, where the engineer is snoring in a corner. The can is lying beside him, a smashed pile of metal. They wake him and ask him how he opened the can, to which he replies "I battered it to it's failure point.
Finally, they open the third door. There they find the mathematician holding the can, rocking back and forth, and muttering, "Assume the can is open. Assume the can is open."
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A mechanical engineer, an electrical engineer, and a civil engineer are arguing about god. They all agree that god is an engineer, but each one believes god works in his field. The mechanical engineer says, "Look at the human body! It's a fantastic machine; it self-repairs, two of them together can even create a third one! We humans have never, and will never make a machine as wonderful as the human body, so god must be a mechanical engineer." The electrical engineer says, "I'll use your own example against you. What good would the human body be without the human brain? It's an incredible computer, the likes of which we may never be able to create! God must be an electrical engineer." And the civil engineer says, "OK, I'll use the very same example. WHO ELSE but a civil engineer would put a waste pipeline through a major recreational area?"
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Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?". The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes, and said, "Take what you want". "The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit".
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sin x
---- = 6 (seriously! The "n"s cancel each other out!)
n

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One atom says, "You know, I think I forgot an electron..." The other atom asks, "Are you sure??" The first atom replies, "I'm positive!"
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A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender gives him a beer and the neutron asks "How Much?" The bartender replies "For you, no charge!"
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If you have a gun, you can rob a bank.
If you have a bank, you can rob everyone.
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Thanks for the laugh..I luved the sin x..one....

Hiren

Q: Why do mathematicians always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
A: Because Oct 31 = Dec 25!

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Thanks for posting. After a long time I saw a posting in 'Have Fun", which really means that. And you know who I am poking at!

Truly enjoyed...brought out the geekness in me for a tiny moment.

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Thanks for posting. After a long time I saw a posting in 'Have Fun".

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keep it up. bring more laugh and fun in the forum.

If you put more thread in have fun, you will get negative thread informing you that it is stale, some people will tell “First time, to make me feel happy; second, as all others are laughing; and finally third time, upon knowing there was nothing to laugh about”. Hope you enjoyed etc.

pathetic people will comment "And yes, with all due respect...the jokes you post are actually pathetic." don't bother, continue entertaining rest of us and ignore negative thread.

look forward to more fun and laugh. appreciated.

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