IF YOU CROSS The Border............


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RBO   
Member since: Aug 06
Posts: 1761
Location: Mississauaga

Post ID: #PID Posted on: 17-03-10 13:53:14

If You Cross The North Korean Border Illegally You Get 12 Years
Hard Labour.

If You Cross The Iranian Border Illegally You Are Detained Indefinitely.

If You Cross The Afghan Border Illegally, You Get Shot.

If You Cross The Saudi Arabian Border Illegally You Will Be Jailed.

If You Cross The Chinese Border Illegally You May Never Be Heard From Again.

If You Cross The Venezuelan Border Illegally You Will Be Branded a Spy And Your Fate Will Be Sealed.

If You Cross The Cuban Border Illegally You Will Be Thrown Into Political Prison To Rot.

If You Enter Britain Illegally You Will Arrested, Prosecuted And Send To
Prison And Deported

But if You Cross the Indian Border You Get...

>> -A Ration Card,
>> -Voter Identification,
>> -Passport ( 1 or more)
>> -Haj Subsidy,
>> -Job,
>> -A Drivers License,
>> -Voter Identity Card,
>> -Job Reservation,
>> -Special Privileges,
>> -Credit Cards,
>> -Subsidized Rent Or A Loan To Buy A House,
>> -Free Education,
>> -Free Health Care,
>> -A Lobbyist In New Delhi

>> - And Voting Rights!!



Vandematram   
Member since: Nov 08
Posts: 1448
Location: Sunny - Leone

Post ID: #PID Posted on: 17-03-10 15:43:44

If you cross the Canadian border you will get free settlement assistance with cash given to you, you'll also get free/subsidised housing, OHIP including Dental and Eye Care(you as a PR will not get dental or eye car), you will get all the subsidies in regards to GST/HST/CCTB.

You'll also get full support from your local MP/MPP as you'll part of the voting block which he is dependant upon.

You'll get free English/Computer and other relevant training to settle down in Canada.

I'm not writing this to make fun of Canada but to appreciate Canada for its willingness to accept Refugees unlike many other countries in the world.


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Sunny Leone a true Canadian DESI now back in India !.




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