You Might Be a Desi If...............
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Posted on: 22-09-04 22:07:14
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Orginally posted by Jashan
Hi,
You are a Desi if you eagerly await the Child Tax Benefit Cheque each month.
You are a Desi if you drop off the Advt/Flyers/Spam Post at the mail box itself.
You are a Desi if you upgrade to ROGERS premium cable illegally.
You are a Desi if you pick up the Community Paper before buying any grocery item from the Store.
You are a Desi if you look around for job avenues paying you in Cash.
You are a Desi if you enjoy reading Community Papers which are nothing but copycat from national websites.
You are a Desi if you watch OMNI 2 movie every Saturday Sunday.
You are a Desi if you visit Gurudwara/Temples only for enjoying Langar etc.
You are a Desi when you enjoy knowing more about Politics way back home rather than Canada.
You are a Desi when you fabricate stories to claim Refugee status.
You are a Desi if you worry about the Dollar Exchange Rate during money transfers.
You are a Desi when you wait for hours altogether at eateries like Brar Sweets on the weekend to enjoy the Dinner.
You are a Desi when you frequently switch your Insurance Policies on cleverly motivated by close agent "friends".
Hope you enjoy !
Oh my my! now I am totally outcasted since I do not any of these things. Now will my folks back home, and even in Canada accept me as one of them?
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Chandresh
Advice is free – lessons I charge for!!
Ha! Ha! Lord!! We are a creative lot!
but the best thing is that we can laugh at ourselves!
Hey O_N.. I have yet to experience all this as need to first land there. Once there I will write out a thesis on it!! yet,how about the beef outweighs all our Rajma, Dhokla,idli sambhar ,makki di roti aur sarson da saag, even rogan josh or muli ke parathe!!!!
Maybe they are sooooooo lonely that they like to hear the sound and feel happy that they have some company!
This is going beyond the bounds of absurdity so I better stop!
Worship
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It is so simple to be happy but so difficult to be simple
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Orginally posted by chandresh
Quote:
Orginally posted by Jashan
Hi,
You are a Desi if you eagerly await the Child Tax Benefit Cheque each month.
You are a Desi if you drop off the Advt/Flyers/Spam Post at the mail box itself.
You are a Desi if you upgrade to ROGERS premium cable illegally.
You are a Desi if you pick up the Community Paper before buying any grocery item from the Store.
You are a Desi if you look around for job avenues paying you in Cash.
You are a Desi if you enjoy reading Community Papers which are nothing but copycat from national websites.
You are a Desi if you watch OMNI 2 movie every Saturday Sunday.
You are a Desi if you visit Gurudwara/Temples only for enjoying Langar etc.
You are a Desi when you enjoy knowing more about Politics way back home rather than Canada.
You are a Desi when you fabricate stories to claim Refugee status.
You are a Desi if you worry about the Dollar Exchange Rate during money transfers.
You are a Desi when you wait for hours altogether at eateries like Brar Sweets on the weekend to enjoy the Dinner.
You are a Desi when you frequently switch your Insurance Policies on cleverly motivated by close agent "friends".
Hope you enjoy !
Oh my my! now I am totally outcasted since I do not any of these things. Now will my folks back home, and even in Canada accept me as one of them?
Dhobi ka ...... na ghar ka na ghat ka........
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I once made a mistake, but I was wrong about it.
mercury,
I don't know what that means, but whatever it means sounds funny. would u be able to translate in english or will that distort
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Orginally posted by mercury6
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Orginally posted by chandresh
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Orginally posted by Jashan
Hi,
You are a Desi if you eagerly await the Child Tax Benefit Cheque each month.
You are a Desi if you drop off the Advt/Flyers/Spam Post at the mail box itself.
You are a Desi if you upgrade to ROGERS premium cable illegally.
You are a Desi if you pick up the Community Paper before buying any grocery item from the Store.
You are a Desi if you look around for job avenues paying you in Cash.
You are a Desi if you enjoy reading Community Papers which are nothing but copycat from national websites.
You are a Desi if you watch OMNI 2 movie every Saturday Sunday.
You are a Desi if you visit Gurudwara/Temples only for enjoying Langar etc.
You are a Desi when you enjoy knowing more about Politics way back home rather than Canada.
You are a Desi when you fabricate stories to claim Refugee status.
You are a Desi if you worry about the Dollar Exchange Rate during money transfers.
You are a Desi when you wait for hours altogether at eateries like Brar Sweets on the weekend to enjoy the Dinner.
You are a Desi when you frequently switch your Insurance Policies on cleverly motivated by close agent "friends".
Hope you enjoy !
Oh my my! now I am totally outcasted since I do not any of these things. Now will my folks back home, and even in Canada accept me as one of them?
Dhobi ka ...... na ghar ka na ghat ka........
We can translate it as SUSPENDED ANIMATION but nothing can beat the punch in the original proverb!
And it was naughty, mercury to use your hindi gyan against a senior
acchi baat nahin
Worship
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It is so simple to be happy but so difficult to be simple
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Orginally posted by worship
We can translate it as SUSPENDED ANIMATION
And it was naughty, mercury to use your hindi gyan against a senior
Worship
thats the only one I knew....
oooh another one.....Koyla ki dalali me moo kala......
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I once made a mistake, but I was wrong about it.
