Hey Guys, below is general stuff that has been circulating. How about giving out your own experiences on "You are desi if……….." Just for laughs

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You might be a desi if, you ask for small drink at fast food
restaurant because the refill is free.

You might be a desi if, you know more than one plan offered by long
distance companies.

You might be a desi if, you take plain water instead of Coke for
lunch.

You might be a desi if, you take any drink with no ice because you
can't drink ice.

You might be a desi if, you ask before eating any meat "Is this
beef?".

You might be a desi if, you try to ignore all other unknown desi's
around you.

You might be a desi if, you know all the facilities available at
the public library.

You might be a desi if, you talk to americans as if you represent your
whole country.

You might be a desi if, the stove top in your apartment is covered with
aluminum foil.

You might be a desi if, you frequent yard sales every week.

You might be a desi if, you find taco bell sauce packets in your
kitchen drawer.

You might be a desi if, your dinner involves spreading a newspaper on
the living room floor.

You might be a desi if, you take off your shoes before stepping
into your living room.

You might be a desi if, if you like onion rings at Burger King.

You might be a desi if, your are looking for dual voltage appliances.

You might be a desi if, the phrase "When are you going to India" comes
into your conversation at least once a day.

You might be a desi if, if you bought Toyota or Honda car only because
it has better resale value.

You might be a desi if, the number of long distance calls is more than
domestic calls.

You might be a desi if, you keep switching your internet service
provider because the first month is free.

You might be a desi if, you go back to your apartment for lunch.

You might be a desi if, if your full name contains more than 15
characters.

You might be a desi if, you know all the $1.50 theaters in your city.

You might be a desi if, the only reason you go to a temple on
festivals is because there is free food.

You might be a desi if, you have spent nights in the car while
traveling because you wanted to save money spent on cheap motel.

You might be a desi if, you don't know any American outside your work.

You might be a desi if, you tried to flirt with the Hindi speaking
operator at AT&T.

You might be a desi if, you have at least one India made pressure
cooker in your kitchen.

You might be a desi if, you know how much a 7 layer burrito costs at
Taco Bell.

You might be a desi if, you run to Laundromat in your lungi.

You might be a desi if, put oil in your hair.

You might be a desi if, you have a picture of Indian deity on the
dashboard of your car.

You might be a desi if, if this thought comes to you "Oh shit I just
saw another desi" when you are window shopping at a local mall.

You might be a desi if, if you keep comparing prices at circuit city
for the phone you bought six months ago.

You might be a desi if, the lawyer handling your green card is in your
speed dial.

You might be a desi if, you are compelled to visit ever major city in
US, just so as to say that "Yes I have been there "

You might be a desi if, you are comfortable with an American than an
ABCD.

You might be a desi if, you have been to Mexico or Canada for multiple
entry H1 Visa.

You might be a desi if, you pay your bills the day they come in mail.

You might be a desi if, spent 2 days cleaning your apartment before
leaving so you can get full security refund from landlord.

You might be a desi if, have a bucket in your bath tub.

You might be a desi if, you have to borrow luggage from friends for
India visit.

You might be a desi if, the smoke detector goes off whenever your are
cooking dinner.

You might be a desi if, you know which grocery store keeps coriander.

You might be a desi if, you buy butter milk before you run out of it.

You might be a desi if, you use grocery bags as garbage bags.

You might be a desi if, you say 'Damn I have already seen this show"
when ever you are watching Married With Children.

You might be a desi if, you buy rice in the 20 pound bags.

You might be a desi if, office supplies mysteriously find their way in
your house.

You might be a desi if, you don't want to buy a printer because you
can always use the office printer.

You might be a desi if, you have postponed buying answering machine
because the computer you are planning to buy six months later has in
built answering machine.

You might be a desi if, your idea of fun involves bowling.

You might be a desi if, you starts spelling your name to the operator
like A as in Apple, B as in boy , T as in train ...well you get the
idea.

You might be a desi if, you ask another desi if he /she ever got a
traffic ticket.

You might be a desi if, you haven't had a single female in your
apartment besides your friends wife.

You might be a desi if, you circulate Playboy's Lingerie edition
amongst your friends.

You might be a desi if, you bring over the counter medicines like
Iodex and Vicks from India.

You might be a desi if, you decide to marry a girl your parents fixed
without even meeting her.

You might be a desi if, you know the current differential in gold
prices between India and US.

You might be a desi if, if you smell likes a curry.

You might be a desi if, you go to a temple to pick up a women.

You might be a desi if, you have worked illegally in a Guju's motel.

You might be a desi if, you mark your forehead with scared ash.

You might be a desi if, you have a bought a video camera just before
Niagara trip and returned it after the trip.

You might be a desi if, wear VIP/Indian brand underwear and
undershirts.

You might be a desi if, you have Rin (detergent soap cake) in your
bathroom.

You might be a desi if, you have taken pictures of your car and mailed
to your folks back home.

You might be a desi if, use the credit card with maximum cash back.

You might be a desi if, you have collected enough frequent flier miles
for a international trip.

You might be a desi if, you are saving more that 30 % of your salary.

You might be a desi if, talk about the sexual escapades of your
friend.

You might be a desi if, you have never asked a girl out.

You might be a desi if, have bookmarked immigration web pages in your
browser.

You might be a desi if, you know all of your friends salary.

You might be a desi if, tried to talk in a phony accent with the
freshie in the school.

You might be a desi if, you have asked a PhD student for a ride to
grocery store.

You might be a desi if, there are more that 4 guys living in a 2
bedroom apartment.

You might be a desi if, you have cooking schedule in your kitchen
cabinet.

You might be a desi if, you spend at least 2 evenings in a week at
Kmart.

You might be a desi if, you split even tax from your common grocery
bill.

You might be a desi if, complain about Indian international airports
on your first vacation to India.

You might be a desi if, you take 4 week long vacation.

You might be a desi if, you have fantasized about the receptionists
while jacking off.

You might be a desi if, you are the first to know about any on campus
job openings at the school library/cafeteria/computer center.

You might be a desi if, you save used plastic bags and containers.

You might be a desi if, you save coke/beer containers

ha ha...but where are the 1.50$ or reduced rate movie theatres in toronto area! any ideas. I can remember that next time I go for a movie

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smile ...

You might be a desi if, when you meet another desi one of the first few queries include "Which state of India are you from?"

You might be a desi if, when your children start picking up the local accent you feel they have achieved something.

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wisernow

But wait....ccherryl! What is this sin you have committed in this exalted pantheon of modesty?

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Orginally posted by ccherryl
You might be a desi if, you have fantasized about the receptionists
while jacking off.

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wisernow

Ha ha wiserman, I would say you are a desi if can see the gang building up and coming to set you on fire! Wait and see on this forum

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Orginally posted by wisernow

But wait....ccherryl! What is this sin you have committed in this exalted pantheon of modesty?

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Orginally posted by ccherryl
You might be a desi if, you have fantasized about the receptionists
while jacking off.

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Such reprehensible language! Such evil words! Bad bad girl ccherryl! Now go hide and atone for this sin! I can see the gang building up and coming to set you on fire!

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Ha ha wiserman, I would say you are a desi if can see the gang building up and coming to set you on fire! Wait and see on this forum

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Orginally posted by wisernow

But wait....ccherryl! What is this sin you have committed in this exalted pantheon of modesty?

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Orginally posted by ccherryl
You might be a desi if, you have fantasized about the receptionists
while jacking off.

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Such reprehensible language! Such evil words! Bad bad girl ccherryl! Now go hide and atone for this sin! I can see the gang building up and coming to set you on fire!

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Orginally posted by wisernow

But wait....ccherryl! What is this sin you have committed in this exalted pantheon of modesty?

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Orginally posted by ccherryl
You might be a desi if, you have fantasized about the receptionists
while jacking off.

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Such reprehensible language! Such evil words! Bad bad girl ccherryl! Now go hide and atone for this sin! I can see the gang building up and coming to set you on fire!

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