पंडित संता क्लॉज़ अली से पूछा की वह आईने के सामने बैठकर ही क्यों पढ़ाई करता है। उसने तीन फायदे बताये।
१. साथ साथ Revision होता रहता है
२. खुद पर नज़र रहती है कि पढ़ रहा हूँ या नहीं
३. पढ़ाई मे कंपनी मिल जाती है

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पति क्रिकेट मैच देखने में बिजी था तभी पत्नी नयी ड्रेस पहन कर आयी और पूछा कि कैसी लग रही हूँ

पति मैच देखते हुए, ताली बजा कर बोला - छक्का

कल सुबह उस पति का अंतिम संस्कार है

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Wife : Give me your phone for a second.
Husband: Let me switch it on.
Delete video.
Delete pictures.
Delete music.
Delete private folder.
Delete contacts.
Delete sms.
Delete outgoing calls history.
Delete incoming calls history.
Delete mms.
Delete what’s app history.
Delete bbm.
Husband to wife: It took time to switch on, here you go. I have nothing to hide from you.
Wife: I just wanted to see the time.
Husband : OMG, you could have asked me what the time is.

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पत्नी - जानू, काश् आप text message होते, मैं आपको save करके रखती, जब चाहे पढ़ती।

पति - कंजूस ही रहयियो, save ही करती रहियो। अपनी किसी सहेली को फॉरवर्ड मत करियो।

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Pandit Santa Clause Ali phones an ambulance because his friend Banta had been hit by a car………

Santa – ‘Get an ambulance here quick, he is bleeding from his nose and ears and I think both his legs are broken’.

Operator – What is your location sir?

Santa – Outside number 28, Connaught Place.

Operator – How do you spell that sir?

Silence ……. Heavy breathing….and after a minute,

Operator – Are you there sir?

More heavey breathing and another minute later.

Operator – Sir, can you hear me?

This goes on for another few minutes until….

Operator – Sir, please answer me. Can you still hear me?

Santa – Yes, sorry about that. I couldn’t spell Connaught Place so I just dragged him to Minto Road. Now you note down the spellings of Minto Road………………

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A Delhite in Toronto

Very nice jokes.

Good Ones ...Thanks !!

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Fido.