Posted on: 14-08-15 11:54:45
A man was talking to his best friend about his married life.
"You know," he says, "I really trust my wife, and I think she has always been faithful to me, but there's always that doubt. There's always that little doubt."
"Yeah, I know what you mean," his friend replies.
"Well, buddy, I've got to leave on a business trip this weekend, and I wonder... well... would you watch my house while I'm gone? I trust her, it's just that there's always that doubt."
The friend agreed to help out and two weeks later gave his report.
"I've got some bad news for you," says the friend. "The evening after you left I saw a strange car pull up in front of your house. A man got out of the car and went in the house and had dinner with your wife. After dinner they went upstairs and I saw your wife kissing him. Then, he took off his shirt and she took off her top and bra. And then the light went out."
"Then what happened?" said the husband, his eyes opening wide.
"Well, I don't know," replied the friend, "it was too dark to see."
"Damn!" roared the husband. "You see what I mean? There's always that doubt!"
The earlier one was better ... Had a good laugh on that 
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Fido.
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Originally posted by Fido
The earlier one was better ... Had a good laugh on that
But don't know why rajcanada deleted that. It was abiding by the rules decided the other day. But I guess people are losing their sense of humor and their tolerance level is reaching new lows :-(
Very soon, only kindergarten jokes will be allowed.
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Originally posted by Fido
The earlier one was better ... Had a good laugh on that
Oh...I missed it. My bad.
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A Delhite in Toronto
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Originally posted by vagg
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Originally posted by Fido
The earlier one was better ... Had a good laugh on that
But don't know why rajcanada deleted that. It was abiding by the rules decided the other day. But I guess people are losing their sense of humor and their tolerance level is reaching new lows :-(
Very soon, only kindergarten jokes will be allowed.
Deleted it without discussions ? No poll ? without hearing. hmmm..... big brother-mania !
Perhaps next time you can edit out any body part names and leave interpretation to imagination ...
There's a word for it ... euphemism .... lets practice it .
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Fido.
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Originally posted by san-hugo
Deleted it without discussions ? No poll ? without hearing. hmmm..... big brother-mania !
I guess that joke was a good candidate for poll. There was nothing in that joke which should have been found offensive if not for rajcanada's ultra low level of tolerance. I am confident if that joke had gone for polls, it would have got majority yes votes. I dare rajcanada to start poll on that :-). Bring it on...
